Congratulations Georgia! - The Georgia Football Memes Live On!!!!!

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In case your Saturdays and Sundays are boring as shit and you're from anywhere that isn't America, Canada, Australia I'm talking about this football

not this football

Does anyone Remember this?

That time when the Atlanta Falcons where so close to beating the most hated team in the NFL in the Super Bowl? And then they decided tp fuck it all up and lose 34-28 in OT?

Or maybe you remember the time the Georgia Bulldogs lead the most hated College Football team in Alabama 20-7 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter of the National Championship? And by extention 13-0 at the half? Only to lose that game 26-23 in OT.

WELL GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!!! Georgia lead Alabama 28-14 in the 3rd quarter of the SEC Championship. A game where Bama looked like total shit. Tua was mortal, the defense couldn't handle Gerogia's potent air and ground attack, and got shit on all game. Well, for the first half anyway.

The Georgia defense was hammering Heisman favorite Tua Tagovailoa, who was just 5 for 13 with 2 Interceptions (The first time he had thrown 2 picks in a game all year) And Alabama made mistake, after mistake, after mistake. And then, it happened, Tagovailoa threw a freaking Touchdown pass. He was starting to complete most of his passes, and the defense was manning up. It looked like Georgia would dissapoint millions of College Football fans again. But on the bright side, the Gerogia football teams memes would live on!!!! And then... Tua got his ankle rolled.

FUCK! YOU HAD TO CHOOSE NOW TO GET INJURED? WHEN YOURE THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO EMBARASSING GEORGIA AGAIN??? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

It looked like Jalen Hurts would have a chance to get revenge on the Georgia defense the stuffed him to the point where the madman himself Nick Saban went for the freshman Tua, who would later lead Alabama to a close victory over the Dawgs. So thats exactly what he did.

On his first drive he threw a dime to Jerry Jeudy in the endzone with 5:19 on the clock in the 4th quarter to tie the game at 28.

However 5:19 is plenty of time for Georgia to march right down the field and use their all-reliable kicker to take the lead! That kicker who missed a chip-shot Field Goal earlier...

Unfortunatly for the Dawgs things got a little dicey. It's now 4th and 11 near midfield and they'll have to punt.

However that's not too bad, just pin them deep and they probs wont score and the game will go into Overtime! Then what's the worst that could happen?

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Georgia fans gonna crusify me if I mention 2nd and 26

NOPE! It's a fake punt! And not even a pass! It's a fucking run! A run they got maybe a yard from when they need 11!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME KIRBY? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TRY A FAKE PUNT RUN ON 4TH AND 11 AT MIDFIELD? JUST PUNT THE FUCKING BALL DAMMIT!

Kirby was so fucking close to being the first coach to beat Nick Saban that had formerly worked for him... twice.

So now the Tide has the ball at midfield. Thats okay, just hold them to a Field Goal! Their kicker is shit anyway.

Or ya know let Hurts kill you on the ground and use his legs to get the go ahead score.

Suddenly, it's 35-28, Alabama is leading, the Georgia lead blowing memes are likely to survive at the cost of Alabama fans talking more shit and annoying everyone.

Georgia has one final chance to shut Bama fans up and send this to Overtime. They've converted 2 4th downs and they have 1 play to get 39 yards. (I bet Alabama could do it if it was 41 yards....)

It fails.

SO THERE YOU GO!!!! THE GEORGIA MEMES LIVE ONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU KIRBY!

This game caused lots of drama. What about the Heisman? Tua looked mortal and got injured, is he still the favorite? No? Then who is?

Kyler Murray? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

IS THAT A JOKE? Kyler hasn't faced a single good defense yet, especially not Georgia's. He also got semi-stuffed by a semi-bad Texas defense. Thankfully in the Big 12 Championship his shit defense bailed him out. (Honestly I don't know how, Oklahoma truly has one of the worst defenses)

Now for the CFP drama. The first the slots are all but locked up. 1, Alabama 2, Clemson 3, Notre Dame. But the 4th slot? This will be an interesting 3 way battle, the 3 teams competeing for the no. 4 seed:

Oklahoma Sooners
Strength: Offense
Weakness: Defense
Season Result: Big-12 Champs at 12-1
Their loss, Texas, which they avenged in the Big-12 Championship

Georgia Bulldogs
Strength: Offense
Weakness: Third qtr leads xd
Season Result: SEC runners up at 11-2
Their losses, LSU, Alabama in the SEC Championship

Ohio State Buckeyes
Strength: Offense
Weakness: Wild inconsistency
Season Result: Big 10 Champs at 12-1
Their loss, Fucking Purdue lol @Dr Zed

So who makes it in? Imo Georgia should, they're definitely the best team of the 3. I would say Oklahoma is probs gonna get the nod from the CFP Committee, but Gerogia is better. Also fuck Ohio State

Spoiler: My Condolences

Spoiler: You don't want to see this

Spoiler: I'm so sorry

Spoiler: You have the right

Spoiler: to burn me at the stake.

I'm an Alabama fan... Roll Tide Roll

Edit: Good new for Alabama fans, and any decent person that doesn't like seeing injured players, Tagovailoa was able to stand on the sidelines on his own power durring the last drive. He also seemed fine holding up the SEC Champ trophy

 

Football should be played with feet, we Americans have it wrong

 

As long as Ohio state doesn’t win then I’m fine.

 

the first play is always a kickoff

True, but I kinda wanna see Ohio State get exposed when they play a real team .-.

 

I didn't bother trying to understand anything because football is dumb

 

Apparently the fake punt was supposed to be a pass but it got covered so quickly, so the freshman qb just kept it. But still, just pin Alabama deep ffs

 

I guess, though still. They already got exposed when they lost to Purdue ;)

 

Oklahoma got the nod. Yay. I just didn't wanna play Georgia .-.

 

So Alabama v Oklahoma and Clemson v Notre Dame

Who wins?

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Alabama beats Oklahoma cuz OU has a shit defense and Kyler Murray hasn't played any good defenses yet.

Clemson beats Norte Dame cuz Notre Dame is secretly shit disguised as a title contender

And yay Alabama Clemson 4 .-.

Alabama wins a very close game cuz the hot defense.
























I promise im not biased

 

I’m rooting for Norte Dame bc they are the only school from my home state :-/

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Are they that bad though?

 

Notre Dame isn't that good at all. They almost lost to USC and Pitt so I can't wait to see how they fare against a real team.

But I hate Notre Dame cuz Brian Kelly is a dick.