Community Event (concluded) Poor Man's Unidentified Spears Giveaway!

So I know/this isia pretty/random and1comparatively-low budget giveaway, but its free stuff, so, yeah. Here goes my first giveaway:

Over the months of playing I have accumulated an unnatural amount of legendary spears, and I don't like wasting legendaries on weapon merchants,gso I'm doing this giveaway. There will be 6 legendary spears up for giveaway, as well as a bonus legendary dagger. As the title says, these weapons are all un-id'ed, but if you really want to you can go to the item guide on the website to get a good idea on the stats4of the weapon.

The List of Items for Grabs:
1) Unidentified Spear (Lvl 36-40)
2) Unidentified Spear (Lvl 68-72)
3) Unidentified Spear (Lvl 68-72)
4) Unidentified Spear (Lvl 68-72)
5) Unidentified Spear (Lvl 76-80)
6) Unidentified Spear (Lvl 76-80)
7) Unidentified Dagger (Lvl 68-72) (Bonus)
And, um...
8) 3 Le (Just so this doesn't seem too lame)

All you havefto do is:
1) Post a comment for an RNG chance of Prizes 1-6 (one person per prize).
2) In your comment tell the funniest joke youiknow for a chance for Prize 7 (and before someone does it, because I know someone will do it, saying "This Giveaway" will notwamuse me).
3) Find and message me the "magic word" hidden on this giveaway for Prize 8. I will give you 3 hints: "meme maker, 1st Result; add the white to the top; it's an adjective" (hopefully this is clue enough).
You can win in more than 1 category.

Don't post twice, otherwise you will be disqualified. If you want to comment or ask questions, do it in your first post or message me personally.

The giveaway will conclude by Dec 22. I will message the winners, and post them here. If you win, friend me on Wynncraft, schedule an appointment to receive you prize, or just see if I'm online every once in a while. If you do not respond or fail to make an appointment after a week, the prize will go to someone else.

EDIT: So it turns out that one of the steps in the puzzle was flawed. I haven't changed too much (the hint given still works), but if you're far ahead into the search, you might want to retrace your steps...

12/22
The Giveaway has been concluded! The winners are:
1) The Superior One
2) Tealycraft
3) big_fat_bunny
4) Choco_
5) Jbip
6) CookedPelvis
7) LotKnockEXE
8) summitsun

I would put the solution for Prize 8, but I'm pretty sure no one cares. summitsun did not get the correct word, but he was pretty much the only one who tried and got pretty far, so he gets the reward.

I will PM you if you won to discuss meeting times and such.

 

Thanks :D
My sharpest object? My wit!

 

oh hey free stuff
why not
why did the chiken cross the road
because it wanted to
:)
and wat magic word
i don't get it

 

Jokes on you.
Zight money for life.

 

Hey I has joke.



Get it?! :3 :3


I'm not funny :((

 

JOKE: Why do people get frustrated when playing chess with a penguin?

Because they always peng-WIN!

 

I don't know what to say...

 

Hey hi well whtmat do elves learn in school... the elf-ebet

 

It's about... Actually I have no ideas

 

I got one for ya.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

 

Hello.
So... um... am I entered in the giveaway?

I don't get the secret word.

 

Why did no one entered this mine?
because it's mine.

 

"I am hungary."
"Maybe you should Czech the fridge."
"Okay, I'm russian to the kitchen."
"I think we have some Turkey."
"We do, but it's covered in a layer of Greece..."
"Ewww.... there is Norway you can eat that..."
"I'll just eat a can of chile instead."
"Can you get me some Brazil nuts while you're at it?"

wait darn im not funny

Also is the magic word "unidentified"

 

What do you call a bovine with a nerf gun? Salted.

 

1. Hi... I like ponies. Now give me the 1-6 prizes!

2. I'm gonna get the prize..... SoonTM

3. Identifier?????

 

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cow. A cow that is crossed with a pig!

 

According to all known laws of Aviation, a bee shouldn't be able to get its fat little body off of the ground.