In the News California Is On Fire

HELP
EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
AND I CANT SEE THE SUN THERES TOO MUCH SMOKE
Smokey bear isn't doing a very good job

 

It really looks like Zombieland:
http://imgur.com/emgUMKs
http://imgur.com/3oulaxY
http://imgur.com/6zmZs4Y

 

Glad i live here in New Jersey, where tomorrow we are expected to get a lot of snow

 

A wild fire in California? Grass is green and water is wet.

 

Green grass? What is this wizardry? Ive, like, never seen green grass. ALL THE GRASS IS YELLOW. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS CALIFORNIA? *cries in-n-out*

 

I find it darkly humorous that the most destructive fire in California history is a literal camp fire

 

Update: there's so much smoke in Yolo (My county, I live in Cal) that all the school districts in the county have cancelled school tomorrow, which gives me 10 days off because tomorrow was the last day before thanksgiving break. The res so much smoke people are wearing surgeon masks to filter out some of the smoke and it hurts to breath. I'll see if I can get a good pic of what it looks like. Rn it's too dark.

 

I live in Arizona, and the temps for the next several days will be a 76 degree high and a 41 degree low

 

10 day Thanksgiving break.....
Do you get a month off for christmas

 

No, why? (Thankgiving break is only ten days because Friday was cancelled in addition to thanksgiving break (Saturday the 17th to Sunday the 25th) so from Saturday-sunday is 9 days, so 9 days off plus the extra 1 day cancelled because of air quality equals ten days.

 

I get 2 days, I didnt know Californians were so proud of the native americans helping the pilgrims on the other side of the country