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Bullshit Your Way To Victory | 3 D* |

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by hmtn, Jul 7, 2021.

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  1. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Sole supporter of an expanded Realm of Light

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    I create new anti-bs guards that evict both of you from the city, after which I take over.
     
  2. Potatomancer

    Potatomancer There is no war within Fruman Walls

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    I ctrl alt delete all the new anti-bs guards and take the city
     
  3. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Sole supporter of an expanded Realm of Light

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    I ctrl-z and remove your edit access, the anti-bs guards evict you again
    Yes I still have the city
     
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  4. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Chaotic Neutral VIP+

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    I create anti-anti-bs guard guards, which then eat the anti-bs guards, and I take over the city by distracting everyone with a trail of emeralds leading outside the city, so that everyone leaves and I take over. I then reinstate the Anti-anti-bs guards, and they are completely indestructible in every way, shape, and form. No more taking the city without excuses.
     
  5. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Sole supporter of an expanded Realm of Light

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    I distract you with cake, before taking the city.
     
  6. Mardeknius

    Mardeknius Chaotic Neutral VIP+

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    I eat all the cake in time to stop you from taking the city, and I then throw you into the Bottomless Pit, which is bottomless, so you fall forever.

    I then take the city.
     
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  7. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Sole supporter of an expanded Realm of Light

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    After you walk away, I use my jetpack to fly out of the pit, before dropping an anvil on you from 50m up, killing you, before I take the city.
     
  8. hmtn

    hmtn Somebody that you used to know VIP+

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    Potatomancer and Mardeknius are utterly eviscerated by the guards, whose purpose has always been safeguarding the city against lazy capture attempts.

    Unfortunately, Sir_Doomed, not they, own the city right now, and so I am forced to hire half a dozen snipers to stalk him for weeks on end, in order to finally find the chink in his defenses that will allow a successful assassination.

    Four of them are found and burned, but the last two eventually find an opening and successfully pull off the assassination. By right of being the only eligible ruler who isn't currently assassinated or piranhad,

    I now own the city.
     
  9. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Sole supporter of an expanded Realm of Light

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    Just as you are being crowned ruler of the city, you suddenly wake up, and realise it was all a dream, and that I still own the city.
    Also I have a dream detector so I know that you have this dream, and take steps to stop it from ever happening.
     
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  10. melon

    melon Travelled Adventurer

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    I create a portal to another dimension in which I own the city, then carry that city back through the portal, turning the previous city into a blimp filled with multiple statues of Todd Rodgers.
     
  11. hmtn

    hmtn Somebody that you used to know VIP+

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    Having conducted an elaborate ritual in which the dreamscape and reality merge into one, I now control the Great Blimp. I outfit it with various weapons purchased off of the black market, using it to capture the city under threat of annihilation.
     
  12. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Sole supporter of an expanded Realm of Light

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    Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, you accidentally filled the great blimp with hydrogen when creating it. I then set it on fire while it's above the city, before capturing it in the resulting confusion.
     
  13. Skylaar

    Skylaar Lore is more important than mental health

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    I crash the blimp into you and take control of the city
     
  14. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Sole supporter of an expanded Realm of Light

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    Unfortunately, driving the blimp while it is on fire messes up your aim, and you miss slightly. This means that I am only stunned while you are destroyed in the explosion, meaning that I still have control over the city.
     
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    Skylaar Lore is more important than mental health

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    Except I'm not the one driving. I forced the winds around it to propel the ship right into you
     
  16. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Sole supporter of an expanded Realm of Light

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    Luckily, I had the foresight to create multiple robot clones of myself before the battle, and you hit one of them instead. My army that now retroactively exists then finds you hiding, and destroys you, still leaving me with the city.
     
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