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Bad Pun Competition

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SkellySniper, Oct 30, 2015.

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  1. SkellySniper

    SkellySniper freezing my butt off since now

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    Add pictures or text to make the worst pun possible!
    I'll start with a few...
    ALL IMAGES WORK. IF THEY ISN'T LOADING GIVE THEM TIME.
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  2. Jacksohn_01

    Jacksohn_01 Legendary Procrastinator

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    "Why did Hitler kill himself?"

    "I don't know, why did he?"

    "He saw the gas bills."

    "Oh jew. I did Nazi that coming."




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  3. Wynntastic

    Wynntastic full time boyfriend

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    Gavel Release Date
     
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  4. noonoo8

    noonoo8 A Rose Guy

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    i would tell you a farm joke.... but its too corny

    what do you call a time traveling owl?.... doctor HOO

    *guys sitting under a rest symbol 'music symbol'* STOP YOU'RE UNDER A REST ;)

    this printer is now called bob marly, because its allways 'jammin'

    what happens when darth vaders in an elevator ? its an elevater

    does a horse ever have a bad hare day? neigh

    energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery



    ok i should stop ._.
     
  5. Ascended Kitten

    Ascended Kitten Thief of Light ♏ GM VIP+

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    Ca-bae.
    Obama Kare.
     
  6. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Check meow-t! I can make puns too!
     
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  7. SkellySniper

    SkellySniper freezing my butt off since now

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    Shut your Meowth and use pictures. :3
    Pokemon Punners Unite!
     
  8. captainganon

    captainganon God of k | Derpalope VIP+

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  9. Ziel

    Ziel has no friends

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    My friend did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too.
    Are you a bird? Because you're eggstraordinary.
    Haunted French pancakes give me the crépes.
    I renamed my phone to the Titanic. It's syncing now.
    Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
    Which path did the crazy person take in the forest? The psychopath!
    What happened when the cow jumped over the fence? Udder destruction.
    Jimmy was locked into a closet for making too many puns. The person locking him in said 'You can come out when you make a pun.' He said, 'Oh, pun the door!'
    Someone said to his girlfriend working in a restaurant, 'I'd like something from the Menu. ME-N-U.'
    Hey you! Yes, you with the frozen peas! Don't pea in the pool!

    Ok I should stop now.
     
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  10. SkellySniper

    SkellySniper freezing my butt off since now

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    God, a pun about puns. Kill me meow.
     
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  11. an avos

    an avos Avos Air Avos

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    Looks like the corruption has gone up again!!
     
  12. Nano_Chen

    Nano_Chen -Laptop User-

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    BAD PUNS IM READY

    1.WHY DOES THE FBI LIKE WATCH COMPANIES? BECAUSE THAY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU

    2.WHAT WATER MASS IF FAMOUS FOR MAKING MOVIES? MICHAEL BAY

    3.WHAT TOOL IS USED TO CUT STUFF? PAPER MACHE-T

    4. HOW DO EYES REMEMBER EACH OTHER'S PHONE NUMBERS? THAT HAVE THEM IN THAIR CONTACTS
     
  13. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Looks like you have no spine...osaurus.
    Well it's a siamosaurus but it's a spinosaurid
    Because of that I think my puns are siam-ilar.
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    (should be a quadreped)

    I'm feeling a little saur.
    I'm gonna croco-DIAL my mom and SAIL my way home.

    That was an interesting tail.
     
  14. MasterMiner

    MasterMiner Skilled Adventurer

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    My op pun
    Hi
     
  15. ExtremeGamer78

    ExtremeGamer78 Just a normal Dragon boy.. VIP

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    I'm totally going to Wynn this one.
     
  16. Biø

    Biø FanFic Writer| Survived 9/7/15|Elsa's Bae <3 VIP+

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    A pun competition? Really? You all should be PUNished
     
  17. Itz_Cloby

    Itz_Cloby Travelled Adventurer

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    #howDairy (10 chars)...
     

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  18. captainganon

    captainganon God of k | Derpalope VIP+

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    Pun competition? I pun't think so.



    what even
     
  19. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Do hue really think that you can prevail? Your PUNneccecary puns are going to be PUNdone by my awesome jokes, so you better leave because you're barking up the wrong tree. So maple you should stop and let me win, so I can taste the fruit of my labor and sit back and relax as the cherry on top. That's tree puns in a row right there.
    I just kicked your bot(any) you birch.
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  20. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Absolutely disgusting

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    I once saw Arceus and even though that might seem Farfetch'd, I wrote down our conversation. It's Absol-utely Gastly.

    Me: Eevee-ning Arceus! Natu bother you, but I'm Seaking advice

    Arceus: Yes?

    Me: Well, I kinda Pik'd-achu when you were in the shower and I saw you wearing A-bra. It was quite a Tail- ow! Why'd you attack me?

    Arceus: What a Charetard. You're not going to Weedle out of the Jynx I'm going to cast on you!

    Me: No, please! Don't harm me.

    Arceus: Wynaut?

    Me: Because if you do I'm not gonna Raichu a love song cause Yamask Furret. (Note: That's from a song called Love Song)

    Arceus: ... That song is so Gastly I might start Koffing and Weezing

    Me: It's my Bayleef that Koffing relieves the Spirit- zee...

    Arceus: I can't believe Hypno-tize worked! Now time to Throh him across the galaxy.

    ... I did it
     
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