Ava vs. Lari: The great simp battle

Here we go, once and for all.
I think this was done multiple times before but I want to get an updated result, kinda
vote for whoever you like more
Edit: added Bob because of popular demand

 

Where's Bob

 

yeah bro wheres bob or siegfried. also who is ava

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i mean i know who larry is because she gets blown away by some weird corrupted thingy, which is pathetic because i didnt get blown away

 

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Unpopular opinion (popular for anyone with half a brain): they both suck and should be sent to a mental asylum.
This is me not being mean, one peek at their characterization throughout their quests and you'd see the mental instability present in both Lari (despite the quest trying to justify her actions of going berserk and trying to murder us) and Ava after she almosts destroys corkus bc she planted a plant or some crap idk I dont care enough about her to remember the quest
Any folk with an iq above 10 (sadly most wynncraft players dont fall under this category) would understand that both the sigma males Dullahan and specially Maxie are much better waifus.
Dullahan tried to warn Lari about her stupidity, he told her what she had to do to succeed and free the world from the influence of the dark, however Lari was like"nah, me 2 smart 4 u" and then proceeded to try and spare an evil mindless creature whose sole purpose was to bring destruction. This caused Dullahan to be corrupted by darkness (or whatever the dern thingy is called), and later down the line he was killed after being falsely accused of being the one at fault for what was essentially Lari's mistake (being the one to spread the darkness). I feel like I haven't given enough emphasis to the fact that Lari quite literally doomed Gavel by trying to save some random parasite and therefore causing the darkness to spread, so there's that too btw.
Well, after being both corrupted and killed Lari tried to revive Dullahan by throwing him into a pond. This worked, but after he was revived the darkness came back too.
The thing is, realistically speaking, he had a severe illness, even if he wanted to "fight back", he couldn't. Any good ideals he might've had were washed away by the darkness, corroding his mind. The best part is that due to this, there is no sob story about how "boo hoo I was betrayed by the people around me :((" instead he goes absolutely savage (sicko mode, as the kids like to call it) and starts going on a genocide, murdering everyone that wronged him. He of course took many innocent lives too, but like I said, the darkness was too far into his mind for him to be able to take any other course of action.
Going back to the topic of Lari, like I previously said she caused the darkness to spead by being DUMB and EVIL (never trust someone named Lari), she stuck to her ideals about being an undertale fangirl and not wanting to kill anybody, but despite this, after seeing us being better at her own life than her, she tried to murder us (the player), and then after calming down she didn't even apologize. After this she also tried to kill Bak'Al for some reason. So this old hag stays true to her ideals for a thousand years, but suddenly she has no problem trying to kill someone that is most likely far stronger than her? I mean, I understand why she attacked the player, she had a mental breakdown and what not. Plus there was that whole worm thing that she accidentaly murder and that probably traumatized/desensitized her, but who cares. It makes no sense for her to go after the commander of the corruption and then proceed to JUMP into his portal. The wench probably ended up dying/getting a std from dern, and you know what? Good.
We can now conclude that the chad Dullahan was able to persist through the hardships brought about due to Lari's absolute incompetence. Plus he had a really cool backstory.
Now onto my man Maxie, the real M.V.P.
This absolute SIGMA helped us throughout the "The Envoy" questline, and thanks to him, we probably made the biggest impact so far in the game. I am pretty sure that canonically we shut down the fallen factory, which was producing new wild mechs causing destruction. This is actually pretty cool to think about, Wynn had Bob as a hero, Gavel had Siegfried, and now corkus has us, the player. He also has a pretty cool story about trying to master electromagic. Oh and btw, he has an absolutely SICK and RAD fight in the a hunter's calling, showing his true powers (but I'm pretty sure this version of Maxie has trained much more than the original one, so ye)
I unfortunately don't remember much about the feathers flying quest because ava was so forgettable that my brain physically deleted all instances where she was present from my memory. Anyways there was this part where uhhh Maxie becomes a politician or smth so that was cool, and then Ava causes a plant to destroy corkus and then we, as the player, have to fix it. Just like we had to fix Lari's mistakes. Oh boy, the Wynncraft devs sure love their mentally unstable women that we have to take care after. Anyways, after completing the feathers flied quest ava is sent to her workshop (a shame really, an asylum would have been much better suited) and maxie is given to her by the government. This is of course a very sad moment for my man Maxie, being forced to work with a bitchy bird is truly a burden I wouldnt wish upon even my worst enemy.
Anyways her workshop sold me speed surges, so thats pretty cool. This instantly makes her better than Lari btw.
So, with this, I believe that the wynncraft fanbase should focus their attention on male characters, instead of the female ones. Just remember folks, go "get some bitches" instead of fantasizing about fictional women that arent even hot (I mean bruh their bodies are literally a rectangle, and one is a bird. How do you even kiss a bird, HUH??? )
I also hope that my little exposé has enlightned the silly little wynncraft players, and that you may understand now that Maxie is the best waifu in the game.

 

I agree

 

By the way, thanks for enabling publicly visible votes, now I can bully everyone who simps for either see things

 

here's bob, due to popular demand

 

Nohno wife where

 

nohno

 

Lari is the more ultimate simp.

You see, Lari was there when the Parasite landed in Gavel. She fought it, but because of her pacifistic values, she did not attack it. She only defended herself, tried to trap the beast, and calm it and send it home. She obviously thought that she could tame a literal beast of Darkness and get it to leave calmly. She couldn't figure out that this thing wanted to take over and spread the Dark's influence over Gavel.
Then, she spend a thousand years fighting it, failing, and then trying to stop the Decay from spreading, and trying to cure it.
Through all those years, she failed to adapt her practices and finally kill the Parasite. It led to Dullahan getting killed, then going evil.
All she could do was keep what was left of the forest--across the river--safe. But the Dark Forest, Swamp, and Kander Forest all fell.
The Parasite latched onto Orphion and crippled the Light.
Lari continued to be useless and make mistakes. Only snapping from her pacifistic values to attack the player after they "stole her life." Walking right in and doing what Lari failed to do.

We can't compare Ava's foolishness to Lari's extreme extent. Ava's actions didn't have world-destroying consequences. At most, the scale of a city with that large beanstalk plant thing. Although she was clouded by being exiled from the Avos, hungry to prove herself. She failed to join them back, and then failed to prove herself to the Corkians and let them except her. She, however, created an invention of incredible feat, and was determined to see it through. Her main foolish action was the beanstalk, which was quickly taken care of, and things quickly settled.

Meanwhile Bob was extremely competent as far as we know. I don't have to explain him. He isn't a simp in the slightest.

Lari is the ultimate simp.

 

lari IS dumb exactly why you said and for exactly what you said dulla is a sigma male. maybe he was human like us...

 

THANK YOU
FINALLY
MAXIE DESERVES MORE SIMPS

sorry I'm just really adamant on this issue and no one agreed with me UNTIL NOW

 

I'd like to bring another angle to this argument.

Spoiler: My explanation

u weirdo

 

stop at this instant

 

I think Captain Seaskipper is a clear winner

 

AN ABOMINATION

 

Perfection*

 

LARIIIII is hot

 

We fellow Maxie enjoyers must join forces to fight back against the evil Ava and Lari simps
Imagine caring more about a bird and someone that tried to kill you than the wholesome boy who has supported us all the way through corkus, couldn't be me

 

Seaskipper would win and you can't change my mind