Assassinate The Person Above You

Basically you come up with a way to kill the person above you, wether it be with a cat or a taco

 

Rip his damned eyes out of his skull and eat his soulless heart afterwards and drink his blood using his skull as a wineglass

edit: jk pls

 

I'm not gonna kill him because I'm not that kind of guy

 

i take a Tortilla and stuff it down your throat and make you dance to a Mariachi Band then send you to fight club without telling you the rules and you end up telling someone about your membership

 

calm down satan

 

I WILL DEVOUER YOUR SOU- Sorry i got distracted

i pluck all of your feathers off and use them for pillows

 

Im gona π on u

 

I kill you and blame it on "Grian Disease."

 

I told you "Soon" and you died to heart attack.

 

I came back from the dead with magical powers...







You died.

 

@blankman
i came and opproach your back, use my magical power of dicks and head stab you, while ur head cutted of, i grab my diamond sword, kick u, slash you in the chest, stab my sword to ur chest, pull it, back flip, get my plasma gun which i stole from an alien, shoot u, and while ur flying, i grab my sniper and shoot u, then grab and throw my ender pearl, teleports to u, kicks ur chest, hold ur arms, use my jetpack and reach 10 km high, punches you, blow you with some tnt, use my ender pearl, teleport to the ground, use my grapling hook, shoots it to your heart, pulls you to the ground, 0.00000001 sec before u hit the ground i slash your body and arms to 100 pieces which leaving your legs only, shoots a nuclear, let it explode, while its exploding i use my ender pearl, teleport to u, pulls and throws your legs to the space, fly and slash your leg into 2, kicks your leg into the sun, leaving only your foot, shoot it with bazooka, get a blackhole to your foot, get a supernova and let it explodes your feet!

 

I spilled hot coffe on you, just like Jumla spilled coffe on the servers. #Ripwynncraft2k15

 

I use my Lapis Sword (Named "The Killer") with Sharpness X, Fire Aspect X, and Knockback C (100) and I knock you out of wynn and into an unmade flat Dern.

The Message that one could see on chat:

ForceOfLight was slain by MK_Studios using The Killer

 

I call upon my pet dragon to eat you. Before it eats you, it burns and cooks you until you are medium rare. You taste so horrible that... well lets just say you come back out of its mouth and smell really strange and leave it at that. Then I cut your head off with an axe, mount it on a spike above my castle and leave it there. I take your body and resurrect it into a minion which I then send into battle so many times that after a few years it is blown to pieces. Then I eat the head myself.

 

@above I punch you once and kill you. Simple!

 

I create an alternate dimension, rip the steveultra out of the alternate dimension, and throw the steve at the other steve.

 

first I eat your brains
Then I eat your brains
Then I eat your brains
Then I eat everything else

 

I simply hack onto your pc, and hack into a nearby military base to request a Air strike in the location.

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Ewww...

First I create an anti perv army, then I broadcast your search results to motivate them, and then you die :|