Another Drunk Chat With Jamie!

Parents. Cover your child's eyes please.


Jamie: Waaaazzzap

Salted: Auugh. You again.

Jamie: *chugs apple juice* Das rriiight!

Salted: What do you want?...

Jamie: Just.... *hic* a little question for you and the viewers...

Salted: *siiigh* What?

Jamie: If you had *hic* access to the wynncraft map, what would you *hic* do?

Salted: ....

Jamie: *hic* personally, I would go to all the squares on the side of the map and see what's inside!

Salted: Oh. Actually that's not so bad.

Jamie: Then I would *hic* build a dick coming from the statues in the Temple of Legends.

Salted: Oh...

Jamie: Oop. Meh mummies callen. *hic* Imma go. Love yah Salted!

Salted: Bye. Drunk Hobo...

 

@RIP|captainganon we have a shitposting rival

 

Fortunately his seem to be from 2012, when randomness and weirdness was the shit.

 

Yah cuz I started playing in 2012.

But my weirdness is still moist!

 

One does not simply get drunk with apple juice

But it looks like you did it

What did you put into that juice I want to try too

 

Bleach.


Now if only people would actually read the post and answer the question at hand...

 

Ah yes... The question...
I'd probably look how to open Gale's Tomb
Actually I'd probably build my face everywhere
Thanks for the recipe bro