Aledar in tutorial (King's Recruit) is super sus

• Aledar: Yeah, now we can see what Wynn is really like, and find out if the stories are true.

What stories b*tch??? The one you remember even though you claim to have amnesia?

• Aledar: Come to think of it, I don't remember. I know this sounds crazy, but I honestly can't remember anything I did back home.

Yeah. Also, home? Why would it even be associated with "home" if you have amnesia and can't remember anything?

(Stupid Gen-Zers claiming to have mental illnesses /j)

• Aledar: <playername>, take the one in the front. We'll get the two in the back!

Amnesia, but natural teamwork skills somehow. Hmm...

(This thread is meant to be a joke, I obviously don't seriously believe it.)

 

based thread ngl