Adventure Of James

Your name is James. Today you find yourself in a gray room with one door and no windows. This is a bummer especially considering you have no idea how you got here. Lying on the floor around you are various boxes of differing sizes, each of which is clearly taped up.

So, what do you do?

Spoiler: Inventory

Carrying Capacity: 10/45

Contents:
- 3x gold coin [3]
- 1x strange note [1]
- 1x empty duct tape roll [2]
- 1x small key [1]

Spoiler: Equipment

Weapon: Flameblade
Despite this thing's cool name, it's still a piece of trash.
[+6 FIRE DMG]
[+1 SHODDINESS]
[+1 INTIMIDATION]

Helmet: Winter Hat
This thing's comfy AND cool.
[+3 COLD DEF]
[+5 COOLNESS]
[-1 PRACTICALITY]

Chestpiece: Makeshift Hawaiian Shirt
It may not be of the best quality, but at least it's unique!
[+1 COOLNESS]
[+1 INDIVIDUALITY]
[+1 SHODDINESS]

Legs: Old Jeans
You can smell the old eminating from these jeans. They're what, 2 months old? Maybe more?
[+15 CARRYING CAPACITY]

Shoes: Sneakers
You're not entirely sure what brand these are, though they are pretty comfortable.
[+1 MOVEMENT]

Accessories: None Equipped

 

Open the biggest box

 

You take a quick glance over the room and decide to open the biggest box. It's gray, like the room, though strangely enough the duct tape closing it off is pink with various colored flowers on it. It takes you a good few minutes to figure out how to open the box, but in the end you just decide to pull the tape off. It comes off really easily, as though this exact act has been done numerous times in the past.

Inside the box you find:
- 1x roll of pink flowery duct tape.
- 1x empty roll of duct tape.
- 1x receipt that says there was a purchase of 20 rolls of pink flowery duct tape.
- 1x knife.

 

Count the number of boxes

 

Captchalogue Duct Tape.

 

You manage to count seven boxes in total, one of which has been opened already.

Instead of captchaloguing the duct tape you do what any normal human being would do and put it in your inventory.

Added inventory tab to original post.

 

Take the knife

 

Are all the boxes sealed with the same ducttape?
Open all the boxes with the flowery ducttape. >.>

 

You pick up the knife. It has a strange ornate handle with a red gem in the center. Added to inventory.

You open the only other box with flowery duct tape. This one's a bit harder to open, but luckily you just picked up a knife!

After stabbing the box several dozen times it opens. Inside you find:
- 1x small key. A piece of paper attached to it says "Hope you didn't forget your keys! -A"
- 1x health potion. Has a label that's unreadable, though it appears someone's scratched out the nutritional information.

 

Attempt to use pink-flowery duct tape for patterns on the boring gray wall to create less boring, striped pink and gray walls.

 

If all the boxes are sealed with ducktape, don't follow these instructions: Open all the boxes sealed with ducttape

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Go find more duck tape first. :L

 

Grab one of the boxes and put it on my head as a helmet

 

We gotta gwar up to fight the enderdragon!
or whatever the end boss here is

 

If we even reach that

 

You take your one and only roll of duct tape and use it all on the walls. You're now out of duct tape, but at least the walls are pretty now.

Shockingly enough, not all the boxes are sealed with duct tape! One looks like a present, another has a padlock stopping it ftom being opened.

You pick up an unopened box and attempt to put it on for several minutes before realizing this is dumb.

You then proceed to take one of the opened boxes amd put it on. You now have a helmet.

Added Equipment tab on main post.

 

Open the present and prepare to stabby stab anything that surprises or attacks me

 

You open the present and you find a nice cuddly teddy bear inside. You keep your knife at hand in case this thing tries to kill you.

 

Shake the teddy bear

 

You shake the teddy bear. After a few minutes of doing this you calm down and put him down. You blink, and a moment later the teddy bear is pointing its own knife at you.

 

STAB IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

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AND SLIT ITS THROAT THEN STOMP IT REPEATEDLY