SPOILER A Cumulative List Of Every Secret Discovery, Location, And Summary Of Them

This is a meme now

Ragni's Library
Location: Burn a rare item, then follow creepy footsteps into a pretend castle
Summary: A bunch of lore books written by Grian about Bob. He was a guy who was born in a sewer, had four teachers, and then disappeared.

Historical Maltic
Location: Break a trapdoor by being heavy
Summary: A room full of moldy paintings. There is literally almost nothing else except a map.

A Hero's Origin
Location: Some weird pipe
Summary: A glorified sewer with an empty grave. This is implied to be Bob's birthplace.

Boulder Breaker
Location: Under a rock
Summary: A moldy room with an exit tunnel with people who died because they couldn't leave.

Somewhere in Between
Location: Somewhere in between two dern spires
Summary: A pig gets zapped and turns into a pigman. A rock gets blown up, revealing more zapped pigs.

Crate Crane
Location: Nemract
Summary: A bunch of poor people in the sewers; all they owned was destroyed by the Corruption.

Mining Operation
Location: Behind a rock that you need to do an elaborate process to blow up
Summary: Dern.

Bak'al's Destruction 1
Location: In a pit that requires a special drop
Summary: Bak'al kills some soldiers, enters the fort, and kills the rest.

Bak'al's Destruction 2
Location: Under a tree
Summary: Bak'al kills all VIPs, save for one. This is canonically why VIP town was ruined.

Bak'al's Destruction 3
Location: In a well
Summary: Bak'al kills a farmer and destroys their home.

Timeless Ruin
Location: In a magical ruin
Summary: A dead guy talks about "The Olm".

Water of the Past
Location: In a waterwheel system
Summary: Dead farmers in a room talk about how the soldiers do not suffer from the war.

Watchmen
Location: Watchtowers
Summary: Watchtowers.

Ruins of Detlas
Location: Detlas
Summary: Ruined Detlas.

Beneath the Roots
Location: Beneath the Roots
Summary: The corruption also works underground.

Ultimate Discovery
Location: Nivla Forest
Summary: Bob only wounds Bak'al, and he's the most powerful Wynnian.

 

are these threads supposed to be funny

 

the moment you say "is this a meme now"

it becomes a meme now

 

Do people make these threads expecting everyone to die laughing over how funny it is?... jesus grow up

 

Salutations. I must say that it's a hecking heck of an oversight that there's an exit tunnel on Detlas' Boulder Discovery.

Although some could argue that's there for player convenience, the actual exit could have been the hole you used to enter, just have a black wool portal there and we're gucci.

Spicy observation skills dear comrade.

Now to provide commentary on your series of threads;

Fam your first two threads with this format got upvoted like hecc because they were informative and were a nice tl;dr to lore. Now that you've tried to add a bit of humour to them it actually decreased the quality of said threads because they're not funny.

As a fan of your first threads and avid upvoter I ask you to change it back to their previous style.

Thank you for your attention and sorry for any grammatical and/or spelling mistakes this may have.

-yo b, Sonick

 

Actually, unlike those people, as the original poster of these kinds of threads, I just make them because I like archiving. Please read every instance of these before you say something of the sort. And read the first one: one about mad scientists. You'll find a certain comment, and then look to the next one I made: at the very top, I said, "I love archiving."

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Changed it a bit for your viewing pleasure

 

Fair enough lol

 

but he ded for 2000 years

 

As the person who made the forum section one, i love it

 

That’s not all the secret discoveries

 

The new secret discoveries. Corkus and Lusuco were here before (Bob's Library is an exception, since it's required for the ultimate discovery.)

 

But that’s not what your thread title is

LIAAR