Day 725 - I'm trying to empty out some thoughts that just contribute nothing right now. Those clog your brain like leaves clog rain gutters.
oh right it's a rave for whatever's down there
Day 724 - The vortex spit out a piece of paper today. It just seems to be a receipt for a milkshake, though. What is going on down there...?
What does your quest book currently say?
bond is temporary
the queen is eternal
5͢ ́b̷̡u̵c͝k̸s̛͞ ͡a͢҉n̷̶̛d̴ ̴́҉y͏͟o̕u'͘͟͟r̀e͡͞ ̶o̵͏n̛̛
Alright, have you been able to complete the quest properly now?
Day 723 - t́͡he ͟͝f̷ir̶s̕t͘̕͞ ̸̧wi͟͢͡ll͜ ̸͜͠bȩ ͡͠th͢͝͞e͟ ̵͟h̛̕a̵̷ŕ̶͏dest͘̕.̧́ ̨t̛h̨͟e oth̶͢eŕ́s̡̛ ͏̵͟w̴̵͞i̴l͝͡l ̨f̸̴̢a̵͘͟ll͢͢͠ ͢s̵o̴͟͝on̷
ġ̰̖̺̯̮͇͗͒̚ē͉̱̟̲ͣ̂̈͒tͤ̉͏̤̜̖̭̘̖̙͞ ̼̩͙͕̝̪͑̀ͩ̃ͭ͘ḅ̵̨͚̻̘͈̲͙̠ͦ̈̂ͪ̋̅ḁ̻̏͛̽̊ͫ̓c͕̲̫̦̳͔̱ͨ̏́͡ǩ̨̯͕̱̲̽͛͞ ̵̢͙̩͇͕̫̮̦̜͎̐̓̑ͣ̓͝ṭ̨̻͇̰͍͔̘̫̯̓̆͑͘ǫ̥̜̺͓̣͊̀͠ͅ...
Day 722 - There are a couple reasons that Day 722 just doesn't exist. One of which is that none of you guys actually airdropped in the juice
Great, any other questions before I resolve this?
Anyway, I'd double-check your inventory of all of your classes and your bank for the Ancient Writing item. If you still cannot find it, try...
What does your quest book say?
The book is a mob; you have to attack it in order to pick up the book.
Day 721 - Ran out of creative juice for these posts. Anyone want to airdrop some more into the vortex? It won't suck in the plane I promise.
Day 720 - A whole summer of being locked up indoors inside a sweltering room made me forget how cold winter is. And it is only September....
Day 719 - It's been too long since the last time I had a dream, and I think the world is trying to tell me something I will never understand
now I see what you're doing there amazon guy, you can't fool me
bored parents + amazon = weird shit arriving at your house
Day 718 - The worst part about having a popcorn machine is witnessing some kernels being released by the popped ones without getting popped.