I wrote a poem for you Your hat is as beautiful as the face that it covers I just know we were meant to be lovers I have never met two prettier men Than me and and you, mr. Kaasjen. From your head to your toes, and despite your scary-ass language Being away from you fills me with anguish And there is one last thing I have to say to you kaas My favourite part about you is your fine-ass ass, ass.