Biff

Badically, after the dropper minigame part I followed my soul, then took hella damage and I was down in the floor unable to do anything. So Inused an outdated res. pack for vanilla that happened to include a brick texture so I could actually see, and I saw an exit.

Then onto my wyvern to gain height, but it didn’t have enough altitude so I dismounted midair and spammed multihit (bamboozle) to get the remaining height and get to the survive section lol

Yeah that’s right, R.I.P the infinite tutorial. Today marks 30 days since my step. After being revived, it has experienced a slow drawn out death. R.I.P old friend. I will miss you dearly

Oh. my. fucking. god. I need to rest a minute

IdiditIdiditididitIkilledtheeyeyippe

I should pay a visit to Qira now and bring her tidings of the news of the west before attacking her to get good weapon

Weirdly, 1000mi by Vanessa Carlton if anyone’s curious

Okay, 100 more messages and I can get Nemract Poster and be freed from this ridiculous curse. Edit: Damn, these replies don't count

Or if the quest were less tedious in the beginning stages

Tbf, when I went at like 11:30, it finally impacted me. Right when I wanted to sleep

*sadge*

it never even occurred to me to do that

ah, to only have the savings of your first class

Just reached level 100 as well!

No, I'm not bullying anyone (besides myself ig), this is one of my stupid semi-poetic thoughts.

your did it
fabulously spectaculative

Gotten three mythics though. Discoverer was my first, in Thesead, then Axiom and Nighthawk yesterday. Also got Pandamonium, even though I haven't bothered with ??? yet (wait I lied yesterday, that I haven't done ??? either!)

Now I need a water build for Qira tomorrow

I was wrong, two of the “muthics” (bow and helm) were fabled

To Qira, Farcor, and Orphion, the intellectuals who stand by and watch. To the poor citizens of Olux, with not but a potato to their name who recive no help from Cinfras. To Mrs. and Miss Faltatch who died an ungratefull end, as with the Caritats, and their lovely black spoon. To my Vassals, the Sky Raiders, and to my Lord, the King of Ragni.

To all who wronged me in Gavel, I send ammends, though not to those who harmed others (cough cough Gen. Algard). Except you Damiral. You can go jump off a cliff.

Professor Eih is the M. V. Eih

Vassals? Skyraiders! Queen of Sky Pirates! Monarch of Crime!

Who? Oh that rando and an SD character. Have not done MH SDs yet

Well, now I guess I know how to do it, and I guess now I know where to look, and don't have to fix the FRIKIN BUG WHERE IT BREAKS UPON LEAVING A WORLD/SERVER

Not that hard a fix really, just requery the minecraft instance

Perhaps Tom Scott was right about the sigmoid curve, the cliffs of dover, and his minor exestantial/midlife crisis about his e-mail.