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Biff
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Biff

The Bird Man, Male, from My inner, most private and embarrassing thoughts

I hate when I go caving because I have to reorganize my bank. I've got 7 whole pages dedicated to all the identified items ~30 lvls back May 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM

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    1. Biff
      Biff
      I hate when I go caving because I have to reorganize my bank. I've got 7 whole pages dedicated to all the identified items ~30 lvls back
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Gotten three mythics though. Discoverer was my first, in Thesead, then Axiom and Nighthawk yesterday. Also got Pandamonium, even though I haven't bothered with ??? yet (wait I lied yesterday, that I haven't done either!)
        May 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
      2. Biff
        Biff
        Now I need a water build for Qira tomorrow
        May 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
    2. Biff
      Biff
      And with that, all Gavel quests save Qira are finished. All Wynn save AJB, and Lost Tower are done.
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      3. Biff
        Biff
        To Qira, Farcor, and Orphion, the intellectuals who stand by and watch. To the poor citizens of Olux, with not but a potato to their name who recive no help from Cinfras. To Mrs. and Miss Faltatch who died an ungratefull end, as with the Caritats, and their lovely black spoon. To my Vassals, the Sky Raiders, and to my Lord, the King of Ragni.
        May 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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      4. Biff
        Biff
        To all who wronged me in Gavel, I send ammends, though not to those who harmed others (cough cough Gen. Algard). Except you Damiral. You can go jump off a cliff.
        May 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
      5. Elytry
        Elytry
        Professor Eih is the M. V. Eih

        Vassals? Skyraiders! Queen of Sky Pirates! Monarch of Crime!

        Who? Oh that rando and an SD character. Have not done MH SDs yet
        May 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
    3. Biff
      Biff
      Well damn. I just created a Minecraft mod to show the direction. Apparently, Wynncraft shows it in the upper right already.
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Well, now I guess I know how to do it, and I guess now I know where to look, and don't have to fix the FRIKIN BUG WHERE IT BREAKS UPON LEAVING A WORLD/SERVER
        May 24, 2026 at 2:44 PM
    4. Biff
      Biff
      New doors opening, old ones closing, not just in my life but in the world as well. I don't want to change with it, but I think might have to
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Perhaps Tom Scott was right about the sigmoid curve, the cliffs of dover, and his minor exestantial/midlife crisis about his e-mail.
        May 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
    5. Biff
      Biff
      I suppose the rituals make sense given the ceremonies, yet the ignorance catches me unawares and deals more harm than it ought to.
    6. Biff
      Biff
      2.5 hours of torture, interspersed with blips of paradise, the longest being merely 6 minutes
    7. Biff
      Biff
      Effecting affection affects me with the effects of affection
    8. Biff
      Biff
      Sadly, some problems can't by logicked away. Thanks a lot Turing.
    9. Biff
      Biff
      Crap, its these thoughts again. Every time, they tempt me to make a fool of myself. Disheartening, lovely, false-hopeful thoughts begone...
    10. Biff
      Biff
      Should probably grind Anni to get Hana
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Okay, that sounded less weird in my head
        May 17, 2026
    11. Biff
      Biff
      The outer void is a really cool concenpt! If I didn't have to make a thunder build for Qira, I'd be there rn
    12. Biff
      Biff
      Is it truly so fine, or am I too sensitive and only think it sharp?
    13. Biff
      Biff
      Maybe I'm too judgy and opinionated and that's probably bad...
    14. Biff
      Biff
      Iron sharpens iron, but might the dull knife dull the sharp one?
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    15. Biff
      Biff
      Two Islands, seperated by the sea. One gets the fish, the lovely reefs, the beeches. The other faces the ruin of the storms brought forth.
    16. Biff
      Biff
      Smitten I lay, by the majestic arrows of my enemy. Perhaps I should have fired first, but it wasn't right when they were smitten by another
    17. Biff
      Biff
      Need some grindstone because I'm not disenchanted with the world yet.
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    18. Biff
      Biff
      I... Axelus... He... He just died. In part 3 I had make a Romeo and Juliet joke... I guess it was closer than I knew
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Luckily I have Feather Fly II saved for tomorrow. Something a little lighter than genocide is casual racism
        May 9, 2026
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      Biff
      Fallen Factory might be the only dungeon where becoming corrupted would (probably) make it easier.
    20. Biff
      Biff
      Huh, my peripheral vision is actually half decent, and even works in the background while I do stuff sometimes.
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