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Biff
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Biff

The Bird Man, Male, from My inner, most private and embarrassing thoughts

Guys, don’t hike 11km (6.8mi) after it rained in 50f (feels like 45) without water resistant shoes. My feet were… so cold Jun 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM

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    1. Biff
      Biff
      I suppose the rituals make sense given the ceremonies, yet the ignorance catches me unawares and deals more harm than it ought to.
    2. Biff
      Biff
      2.5 hours of torture, interspersed with blips of paradise, the longest being merely 6 minutes
    3. Biff
      Biff
      Effecting affection affects me with the effects of affection
    4. Biff
      Biff
      Sadly, some problems can't by logicked away. Thanks a lot Turing.
    5. Biff
      Biff
      Crap, its these thoughts again. Every time, they tempt me to make a fool of myself. Disheartening, lovely, false-hopeful thoughts begone...
    6. Biff
      Biff
      Should probably grind Anni to get Hana
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Okay, that sounded less weird in my head
        May 17, 2026
    7. Biff
      Biff
      The outer void is a really cool concenpt! If I didn't have to make a thunder build for Qira, I'd be there rn
    8. Biff
      Biff
      Is it truly so fine, or am I too sensitive and only think it sharp?
    9. Biff
      Biff
      Maybe I'm too judgy and opinionated and that's probably bad...
    10. Biff
      Biff
      Iron sharpens iron, but might the dull knife dull the sharp one?
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      Biff
      Two Islands, seperated by the sea. One gets the fish, the lovely reefs, the beeches. The other faces the ruin of the storms brought forth.
    12. Biff
      Biff
      Smitten I lay, by the majestic arrows of my enemy. Perhaps I should have fired first, but it wasn't right when they were smitten by another
    13. Biff
      Biff
      Need some grindstone because I'm not disenchanted with the world yet.
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    14. Biff
      Biff
      I... Axelus... He... He just died. In part 3 I had make a Romeo and Juliet joke... I guess it was closer than I knew
      1. Biff
        Biff
        Luckily I have Feather Fly II saved for tomorrow. Something a little lighter than genocide is casual racism
        May 9, 2026
    15. Biff
      Biff
      Fallen Factory might be the only dungeon where becoming corrupted would (probably) make it easier.
    16. Biff
      Biff
      Huh, my peripheral vision is actually half decent, and even works in the background while I do stuff sometimes.
    17. Biff
      Biff
      As the highs of yesterday crumble, a small hill is left in its wake, hollowed out for my soul to enter into its tomb
    18. Biff
      Biff
      Particularly grateful that telepaths do not exist
      1. Elytry
        Elytry
        Paranoid or justified, that is the question...
        May 6, 2026
      2. long kirby
        long kirby
        the telepaths who read this post before you posted it:
        May 6, 2026
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      Biff
      As it breaks through the bottle neck, the torrent rushes through, dispersing and becoming lighter as it spreads
    20. Biff
      Biff
      Its my uncle-in-law's birthday which is funny because he likes Star Wars
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    Sometimes I make stupid semi-vague semi-poetic thoughts, but only when inspiration passes by.
    Maybe one day they'll come back to haunt me.
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