Mardeknius

thinkin bout reporting a crime to my local police station (catfan105 committed armed robbery)

Thinking bout running (somewhere they can’t find me by S&G)

thinking about wednesday morning (remix)

It should have been me

i'm now the architect of the architects but that sounds wacky so now it's a homestuck reference

no discord for the damned

can't you use, like, a vpn?

it costs a fricking lot

AH! (falls over dramatically)

TOO LATE ELYTRY ITS NOVEMBER

well you see it took about 5 days for that to travel where i live. sound is slow

man i'm so much less funny at 1130pm

the old days to me feel like when it was 2021 and i was leveling up through the game. it ends once i beat qira. was she meant to be hard in 1.20 (strange nightmare build + first try and i was skill issue)

even longer ago for me is 2020, when i wasn't even wynning on this account (i don't use that anymore). i only reached level 40, but the item identifier existing in ragni still feels 'new' to me

ok, but, counterargument: you openly admit to being a rainbow slap player so you don't really count as a person

counter counter argument: give me a NON-CURSED build for freedom without using rainbow slap

you lost me at "give me a non-cursed build"

oh okay

okie mard, after 34 days and serious review of my manic red-yarn-on-wall chart, i have decided that im in. send me the invite

that's hilarious, cuz
bad news, we disbanded the guild today
GOOD NEWS, we merged with PXM! so do you want me to send you a PXM invite :3

ive resigned myself to that fact that there are somethings i will never complete in this game

I just skill issued and lost a lootrun challenge on a full LB support build to castle vampyrs

This is why I’ve moved on to professions
They don’t require skill of any sort

hate to disappoint but i think the only mID i have ingame rn is Rock Shield

(rock shield abuse build incoming)

i did not

never forget......

Happy birthday!

thats more scary than my post

AHHHHHHHH

a good pie is a good pie

reminiscing about the good old days but im a fly so the good old days was 15 minutes ago when i was still in bed

*mardeknius descending into void with ahmsord void crane thing*
(look its been a while since ive done that quest ok i forget how it works)

no that sounds about right

"Why are these voices still in my head?"

me when i wake up, only to realize the ear goblin hasn't stolen my ears yet:

"Why are these ears still on my head?"

@Nepeta Leijon is in here

Welcome to the cult.

it's gonna be me next

are you gonna add lousiana?

maybe :)