Tzelofachad

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marti mac flye

Tze-LOAF-a-chad

you poor naive soul

Seriously, it's probably Selvut or smth

Deus, Selv, and me

Tzel-of-a-chad's alr (poetic license for an implied -ight)

its actually tze lo fac had

its actually T̵̙̻̣̹̟̰̤̀z̸̛̦̻̭͙̏͋̈́̽̔̾̔̐̈͋̃̓e̵̺̱̝͙͇͑͂̋̄̀͆̓̓̐̕l̴̢̛͖͍̦̹̳̳͓̪̝͈̞̫̈́͗̀̃̇̋̉͆͌͋ō̸̧͚͓̲̱̗̯͇͓̈́̽̾̊̑͛͂̔̇̔̂̔̈́̕f̴̡̢̛̛͇̺͛̐̂͋͆̊̈́̕a̵͎͙͂̈́͒̈́̅̋̕͝c̸̡̨̱̙̲̱͇̬͔͖̄̆̎͜h̸̢̡̘̪͇̠̗̝̖̮̆̎̊͘̕ǎ̴̧̻̳̱͈̉̑̿̂̃̾͑̽̽̄̅͘̚d̴̗̙̱̏̌͆̍͆́͛́͊͗̕̕

exactly

wdym

he is showing us youtube shorts about cars with ai generated scripts read by an ai voice with ai pictures in the background

exCUSE ME?
HOW DARE YOU

i stuff hollow points full of garlic to shoot the vampires

high explosive squash head-garlic (hesh-g)

*loonboon starts playing*

rotisserie chicken catapulted at the moon

gluten-free toast in my stomach

upside down food coma

ScytheTY4

if we to do it to me, Yleyrt (reversing the syllables' letter order rather than reversing the general letter order)

but where did you get "Tzae" from
its "Tze"

phonetifying

i just noticed that you posted loaf ten days after my loaf and realized it was ten days after that loaf. loaf loaf

the loaf expands every 10 days

Wheat

blue and yellow

abstract pile

how dare you sir duck

what? you don’t like bread?

i AM bread.
If someone posted on your profile "duck" and i responded, "YUMMY"
you wouldnt be pleased eh?

happy extremely late pride month
i don’t think it counts as a necro if it’s a profile post, tell me if i’m wrong

Happy extrememly late extremely late pridemonth
its not necroposting dw

Tzel of a chad, more

Yaey, I saw this and was sure it was going to be one of y'all. Thank you

Hi Bro