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Last Activity:: Aug 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM

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Zei

Breadskate in daily anime schoolgirl shitpost show, Male

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I still have reminder on my phone about the daily shitpost anniversary, good times. https://forums.wynncraft.com/profile-posts/376574/ Aug 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM

Zei was last seen:: Aug 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM

1. Zei
  I still have reminder on my phone about the daily shitpost anniversary, good times. https://forums.wynncraft.com/profile-posts/376574/
  
  Aug 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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  2. Catfan105
    I remember having read through pages of them at a time
    
    Aug 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
2. luckeyLuuk
  Where are you? I miss your daily showerthoughts-wisdom :(
  
  Nov 6, 2023
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  2. Zei
    Having done over two years of daily posting, the routine became very stressful to me, leading to sloppy behaviour and ultimately missing a day.
    Haven't really looked back on this website since, except for the guild thread, but I am uncertain of the future of this page.
    
    Nov 7, 2023
    
    Krooza and luckeyLuuk like this.
  3. luckeyLuuk
    I can imagine that posting something every day for 2 years straight will eventually become stressful. So it's better to stop, than you should definitely do that. I was just curious about the reason why and I'd like you to know that I enjoyed the posts a lot, thanks!
    
    Nov 8, 2023
    
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3. Zei
  Vertical symmetry feels more pleasing than horizontal.
  
  Sep 15, 2023
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4. Zei
  Everyone who starts counting from one when timing something will always be one second off.
  
  Sep 14, 2023
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5. Zei
  The lottery is a crowdfunding event for one person.
  
  Sep 13, 2023
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6. Zei
  Drinking hot water is only acceptable if it has a flavour.
  
  Sep 12, 2023
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  2. Fleega
    I will make water soup
    
    Sep 12, 2023
  3. Zei
    Recipe, taste test and picture an/or video or didn't happen.
    
    Sep 13, 2023
7. Zei
  Addiction is giving up everything for one thing, and recovery is giving up one thing for everything.
  
  Sep 11, 2023
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  2. Official store
    BASSEEDDDDD
    
    Sep 11, 2023
  3. ineedhelp
    genius, i will quote thee
    
    Sep 11, 2023
8. Zei
  Lies are easiest to accept when you lack knowledge.
  
  Sep 10, 2023
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  2. Official store
    Google steel beam melting temperature then google jet fuel burning temperature
    
    Sep 11, 2023
  3. Zei
    Hold on lemme check something...
    
    What the fuck.
    
    Sep 11, 2023
    
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9. Zei
  Microphones are usually bigger than most phones.
  
  Sep 9, 2023
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10. Zei
  Rat population density probably mirrors human population density relatively closely.
  
  Sep 8, 2023
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  3. iñigo
    DROVE???? ignored. blocked. ratioed. roasted. cancelled. irrelevant. muted. banned. deleted from the forums.
    
    Sep 10, 2023
  4. Zei
    The forum users doing the "Crazy? I was crazy once" thing under my post mentioning rats make me crazy. Crazy? We were crazy once. They made us post things on forums. Wynncraft forums. Wynncraft forums with rats. And Wynncraft forum users posting about rats make me crazy.
    
    Sep 10, 2023
    
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  5. Biff
    Alberta enters the chat
    
    Aug 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
11. Zei
  Unicycles are all wheel drive.
  
  Sep 7, 2023
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12. Zei
  It’s not going to be too much longer before preferred retirement homes will have a minimum bandwidth requirement.
  
  Sep 6, 2023
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  2. pelor_
    Dude have you been hanging with Yahya again
    
    Sep 6, 2023
  3. Zei
    The things I do outside of business hours are private information. I appreciate your concern, though. However, I ask you to respect my privacy as your local breadskate in a daily anime schoolgirl shitposting show.
    
    Sep 6, 2023
    
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  4. pelor_
    Yeahhh that's something someone who hangs out with Yahya would say
    
    Sep 6, 2023
13. Zei
  There’s a fine line that separates herpes from heroes.
  
  Sep 5, 2023
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  2. Fleega
    hero with herpes
    
    Sep 5, 2023
14. Zei
  Whales produce milk so in theory whale cheese is a thing.
  
  Sep 4, 2023
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  3. Zei
    You can be milked also, so in theory-
    
    Sep 5, 2023
  4. fih
    who up for a milking
    
    Sep 5, 2023
    
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  5. luckeyLuuk
    https://ashleymoskowitz.wixsite.com/pigmilk/product-page/whale-cheese
    
    Sep 6, 2023
    
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15. Zei
  Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario.
  
  Sep 3, 2023
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16. Zei
  Casino owners are playing a real life idle game where all they have to do is wait and let the money pile up.
  
  Sep 2, 2023
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17. Zei
  Depending on how you look at it, there are either 365 or 8 billion birthdays.
  
  Sep 1, 2023
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  2. Official store
    More because leap days I fear
    
    Sep 1, 2023
    
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  3. Zei
    You simply do not exist for approximately four years if you are born on a leap year, I fear.
    
    Sep 1, 2023
    
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18. Zei
  A lung or kidney transplant is a filter change for your body.
  
  Aug 31, 2023
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19. Zei
  If the battery in your wristwatch dies, it becomes a bracelet.
  
  Aug 30, 2023
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20. Zei
  Bank clerks can tell you the available funds in your account, which technically makes them fortune-tellers.
  
  Aug 29, 2023
  1. luckeyLuuk, Castti, ineedhelp and 2 others like this.
  2. Catfan105
    I accidentally spent an LE on the jofash fortune teller once
    
    Aug 29, 2023
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