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Zei
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Birthday:
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Zei

Breadskate in daily anime schoolgirl shitpost show, Male

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I still have reminder on my phone about the daily shitpost anniversary, good times. https://forums.wynncraft.com/profile-posts/376574/ Aug 4, 2026

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    1. Zei
      Zei
      Farming is rarely talked about as a career path in schools, yet humanity heavily depends on the agricultural system to survive.
      1. shacers, uzbuz and Fleega like this.
      2. uzbuz
        uzbuz
        Everyone looks down on farmers, yet they are smarter than most people.
        Apr 15, 2023
      3. Bart (MC)
        Bart (MC)
        not sure if it's just because of where i live (or where you live!) but while specifically "farmer" isn't really named the general agriculture sector gets namedropped very often when it comes to chemistry-related career paths
        Apr 15, 2023
    2. Zei
      Zei
      You wouldn’t have to count for long before you reached a number you’ve never said out loud before.
      1. Fleega and Castti like this.
    3. Zei
      Zei
      It’s pretty strange that the French maid outfit is more synonymous with Japan than France nowadays.
      1. fih
        fih
        help me i've purchased yet another one
        Apr 14, 2023
      2. shacers
        shacers
        wait its french
        Apr 15, 2023
    4. Zei
      Zei
      The percentage of duct tape used on ducts is likely very low.
    5. Zei
      Zei
      Not knowing how to use a computer is quickly becoming as big of an impediment as being illiterate once was.
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    6. Zei
      Zei
      Despite being a lesser charge, manslaughter sounds so much worse than murder.
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      3. Fleega
        Fleega
        I've always thought this, murder sounds like you killed someone but manslaughter sounds like you killed several.
        Apr 10, 2023
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      4. luckeyLuuk
        luckeyLuuk
        Wouldn't that be menslaughter?
        Apr 11, 2023
      5. Zei
        Zei
        We're missing the main point here, what's so wrong with mens laughter?
        Apr 11, 2023
    7. Zei
      Zei
      Someone must have kept finding Clark Kent’s clothes and glasses in random phone booths and closets.
      1. Fleega and Castti like this.
    8. Zei
      Zei
      Ultimately, parachute companies can only receive good reviews.
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      2. fih
        fih
        +rep i died
        Apr 8, 2023
      3. shacers
        shacers
        HAHAHA
        Apr 8, 2023
    9. Zei
      Zei
      To not expose his identity Batman is either driving the Batmobile uninsured or is committing insurance fraud.
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      2. Bart (MC)
        Bart (MC)
        he's a billionaire i'm sure he doesn't need any insurance
        Apr 8, 2023
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    10. Zei
      Zei
      You can get cold feet from being in hot water.
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    11. Zei
      Zei
      Hookup culture actually helps a lot of people to clean their apartments.
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    12. Zei
      Zei
      A pair of shoes and a pair of gloves can cover more than half of the bones in your entire body.
      1. Enderae
        Enderae
        "officer, i swear, i'm not naked, i'm wearing gloves and shoes"
        Apr 5, 2023
        shacers likes this.
    13. Zei
      Zei
      McDonald’s Happy Meals probably were one of the first loot boxes.
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    14. Zei
      Zei
      There is a significantly lower chance of being ritualistically sacrificed once you lose your virginity.
      1. Catfan105
        Catfan105
        Thank you for making all of our lives seem slightly more exciting
        Apr 2, 2023
        luckeyLuuk likes this.
      2. Zei
        Zei
        We are on Wynncraft forums, we're all more likely to be sacrificed in a ritual than an average person.
        Apr 2, 2023
        Fleega likes this.
    15. Zei
      Zei
      Getting embalmed is the final spa day.
    16. Zei
      Zei
      Hang man is a pretty disturbing kid’s game considering it’s about a man getting executed if your diction isn’t good enough.
      1. luckeyLuuk, shacers and Fleega like this.
    17. Zei
      Zei
      English can be such an unreasonable language that spelling is a national sport.
      1. shacers, WithTheFish and Fleega like this.
    18. Zei
      Zei
      Only believable thing about Avatar movie is that future US wouldn’t fix Jake Scully’s legs because of money.
      1. luckeyLuuk and shacers like this.
      2. shacers
        shacers
        HAHAHAHA i havent even watched it but ive seen reviews lol
        Mar 29, 2023
    19. Zei
      Zei
      Prostitution is a job where a workplace accident can create lives instead of taking them.
      1. luckeyLuuk likes this.
    20. Zei
      Zei
      You can set you Wi-Fi password to ‘24446666668888888’, so that when someone asks you for the password, you can tell them it’s ‘12345678’.
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