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Tortilla chips are consumable and biodegradable spoons.

Your haircut was probably in fashion at some point in human history

The universe had no concept of evil until we evolved and invented it.

Eating noodles with chopsticks is normal until someone tries it with spaghetti.

Having lots of saved passwords is the modern version of a huge keyring on your waist.

Veterinarians are the only medical field profession where it is socially acceptable to hug and kiss your clients.

The person who came up with the shape of a star probably had astigmatism.

If you water water, it grows.

Life is a long story on how you died.

The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money.

When you imagine an adult who still lives with their parents, you likely imagine a man.

Superhero stories have become less about saving people and more about fighting villains.

You can’t stand backwards on stairs.

Salt is probably - but not definitely - the most delicious rock.

All languages travel at the speed of sound, but sign language travels at the speed of light.

Film description “A young boy named Andy receives a toy on his birthday that soon comes to life” can mean both Toy Story and Child’s Play.

One of the modern world’s most told lies probably is “I have read and accepted the terms and conditions.”

Pokémon is the only anime where calling your attack makes sense.

Driver’s licenses are most often used to buy things that impair our abilities to drive.