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Zei

Breadskate in daily anime schoolgirl shitpost show, Male

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Vertical symmetry feels more pleasing than horizontal. Sep 15, 2023

Zei was last seen:: Nov 19, 2024 at 8:12 AM

1. Zei
  Under the law, when it comes to murder, it’s the thought that counts.
  
  Sep 18, 2021
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  2. Cami (But a cat)
    I didn't mean to kill him. He just walked into my knife 27 times, my gun randomly fired into his chest a couple more times and the bleach was for cleaning my kitchen.
    
    Sep 18, 2021
    
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2. Zei
  Mailmen are the opposite of garbagemen in the sense that they bring junk to your house.
  
  Sep 16, 2021
  2. Cami (But a cat)
    Some junk is sentimental!
    
    Some love their jobs.
    
    Some make an irreversible mess at your doorstep.
    
    They're the same thing.
    
    Sep 17, 2021
  3. Zei
    @84v "Some make an irreversible mess at your doorstep." Did you just call out FedEx in my shitpost? I'll allow it.
    
    Sep 17, 2021
    
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3. Zei
  Samurai are considered cool even though they wear socks with sandals.
  
  Sep 15, 2021
  2. Potatomancer
    Samurai when wearing socks with sandals are “cool” but when I wear them to school I’m called “breaking the school dress code” (this is a joke I didnt wear socks with sandals to school)
    
    Sep 16, 2021
  3. Zei
    @Potatomancer I'm sorry sir, but that is little too specific to be made up. School-dress-code-breacher.
    
    Sep 16, 2021
4. Zei
  Baby in a pregnant woman is the only socially acceptable one to kick her belly.
  
  Sep 14, 2021
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  2. Skylaar
    This is just one of those things that's so out of context and random it makes you have to stop and think
    
    Sep 15, 2021
  3. Zei
    @Skylaar We've all sinned and likely kicked a pregnant woman, it is the sad truth we have to live with. But making someone really stop for a moment and think about this post makes me very pleased.
    
    Sep 15, 2021
5. Zei
  Typing “@” and “at” on a keyboard requires the exact same amount of keystrokes.
  
  Sep 14, 2021
6. Zei
  You have never been in the exact same spot twice due to galactic orbit.
  
  Sep 13, 2021
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  2. TantanDoesMC
    :thonking:
    
    Sep 13, 2021
7. Zei
  The church was the mafia of ancient and medieval societies.
  
  Sep 12, 2021
  2. Altakar
    based
    
    Sep 12, 2021
  3. Potatomancer
    Yes
    
    Sep 12, 2021
8. Zei
  Given how much worse silverfish are than goldfish, bronzefish must be absolutely horrendous.
  
  Sep 11, 2021
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  2. MasterofEternity
    Have you seen the stonefish?
    
    Sep 11, 2021
    
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  3. Samsam101
    i spare my household silverfish, i even kill the spiders that try to eat them
    
    Sep 11, 2021
    
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  4. WithTheFish
    bronzefish are still cool
    
    Sep 11, 2021
    
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9. Zei
  The amount of people older than you never increases.
  
  Sep 9, 2021
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  3. Zei
    @JuicedBananas Correct, but they don't age faster than you. The amount of people older THAN YOU won't increase in the process of new people being born.
    
    Sep 10, 2021
    
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  4. JuicedBananas
    But what about older people being born? They will be older than you.
    
    Sep 10, 2021
    
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  5. Zei
    Ah but of course, how arrogant of me to forget breaking the laws of physics and the universe. I apologize for my mistake.
    
    Sep 11, 2021
    
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10. Zei
  Teachers have been in school almost their whole lives.
  
  Sep 8, 2021
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11. Zei
  Prince Charming knew what Cinderella looked like but had women try on the glass shoe anyway due to probably having a thing for feet.
  
  Sep 7, 2021
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12. Zei
  Eating three potatoes in one sitting sounds excessive until you chop and fry them.
  
  Sep 6, 2021
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  2. Jackkoh
    very intelligent quote
    
    Sep 7, 2021
    
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13. Zei
  When a musician is alive, they are composing. When they die, they are decomposing.
  
  Sep 6, 2021
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  2. Lex!
    insightful
    
    Sep 6, 2021
    
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  3. Jackkoh
    BUHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHH
    OH MY GOD THAT MADE ME LAUGH
    
    Sep 6, 2021
    
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14. Zei
  When giraffes have a sore throat, about a fourth of their body can be in pain.
  
  Sep 5, 2021
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  2. Jackkoh
    I did not think of that
    
    Sep 6, 2021
15. Zei
  Good-looking people who are horrible human beings are real-life clickbaits.
  
  Sep 4, 2021
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16. Zei
  Finger guns have unlimited ammo.
  
  Sep 3, 2021
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  2. <div>
    unless someone disarms you
    
    Sep 3, 2021
    
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  3. Jackkoh
    Expelliarmus!!
    
    Sep 10, 2021
17. Zei
  The only difference between a murder and an assassination is how famous the corpse is.
  
  Sep 2, 2021
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  2. Jackkoh
    yes
    if someone kills someone it's murder
    but if someone kills, let's say, the president then it's assassination
    
    Sep 2, 2021
    
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18. Zei
  Ԝіkіреⅾіа'ѕ ԝrіtіոց hаѕ а ѕսrрrіѕіոցⅼу соոѕіѕtеոt tоոе сοոѕіⅾеrіոց hοԝ ⅿаոу реοрⅼе соոtrіbսtе tо іt.
  
  Aug 31, 2021
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  3. Skylaar
    ye wikipedia kinda has to be really professional
    
    Sep 1, 2021
    
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  4. Jackkoh
    I SHALL SUMMON THEE
    @TrapinchO
    
    Sep 2, 2021
    
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  5. TrapinchO
    @Jackkoh I don't think there is a need for a comment here except obvious advertisement.
    
    Sep 2, 2021
    
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19. Zei
  The prime example of a nickname is Nick.
  
  Aug 30, 2021
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20. Zei
  Biscuits and gravy are weird because it’s like “Here’s some really wet flour poured over some really dry flour.”
  
  Aug 30, 2021
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  2. Kahsol
    it's like putting ketchup on a burger that has tomato on it
    
    Aug 30, 2021
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