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Zei
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Birthday:
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Zei

Breadskate in daily anime schoolgirl shitpost show, Male

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Vertical symmetry feels more pleasing than horizontal. Sep 15, 2023

Zei was last seen:
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    1. Zei
      Zei
      Under the law, when it comes to murder, it’s the thought that counts.
      Sep 18, 2021
      1. Cami (But a cat) likes this.
      2. Cami (But a cat)
        Cami (But a cat)
        I didn't mean to kill him. He just walked into my knife 27 times, my gun randomly fired into his chest a couple more times and the bleach was for cleaning my kitchen.
        Sep 18, 2021
        Jackkoh and Zei like this.
    2. Zei
      Zei
      Mailmen are the opposite of garbagemen in the sense that they bring junk to your house.
      Sep 16, 2021
      2. Cami (But a cat)
        Cami (But a cat)
        Some junk is sentimental!

        Some love their jobs.

        Some make an irreversible mess at your doorstep.

        They're the same thing.
        Sep 17, 2021
      3. Zei
        Zei
        @84v "Some make an irreversible mess at your doorstep." Did you just call out FedEx in my shitpost? I'll allow it.
        Sep 17, 2021
        Cami (But a cat) likes this.
    3. Zei
      Zei
      Samurai are considered cool even though they wear socks with sandals.
      Sep 15, 2021
      2. Potatomancer
        Potatomancer
        Samurai when wearing socks with sandals are “cool” but when I wear them to school I’m called “breaking the school dress code” (this is a joke I didnt wear socks with sandals to school)
        Sep 16, 2021
      3. Zei
        Zei
        @Potatomancer I'm sorry sir, but that is little too specific to be made up. School-dress-code-breacher.
        Sep 16, 2021
    4. Zei
      Zei
      Baby in a pregnant woman is the only socially acceptable one to kick her belly.
      Sep 14, 2021
      1. Jackkoh likes this.
      2. Skylaar
        Skylaar
        This is just one of those things that's so out of context and random it makes you have to stop and think
        Sep 15, 2021
      3. Zei
        Zei
        @Skylaar We've all sinned and likely kicked a pregnant woman, it is the sad truth we have to live with. But making someone really stop for a moment and think about this post makes me very pleased.
        Sep 15, 2021
    5. Zei
      Zei
      Typing “@” and “at” on a keyboard requires the exact same amount of keystrokes.
      Sep 14, 2021
    6. Zei
      Zei
      You have never been in the exact same spot twice due to galactic orbit.
      Sep 13, 2021
      1. TantanDoesMC and Jackkoh like this.
      2. TantanDoesMC
        TantanDoesMC
        :thonking:
        Sep 13, 2021
    7. Zei
      Zei
      The church was the mafia of ancient and medieval societies.
      Sep 12, 2021
      2. Altakar
        Altakar
        based
        Sep 12, 2021
      3. Potatomancer
        Potatomancer
        Yes
        Sep 12, 2021
    8. Zei
      Zei
      Given how much worse silverfish are than goldfish, bronzefish must be absolutely horrendous.
      Sep 11, 2021
      1. See and Kahsol like this.
      2. MasterofEternity
        MasterofEternity
        Have you seen the stonefish?
        Sep 11, 2021
        Kahsol likes this.
      3. Samsam101
        Samsam101
        i spare my household silverfish, i even kill the spiders that try to eat them
        Sep 11, 2021
        Kahsol likes this.
      4. WithTheFish
        WithTheFish
        bronzefish are still cool
        Sep 11, 2021
        Kahsol likes this.
    9. Zei
      Zei
      The amount of people older than you never increases.
      Sep 9, 2021
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      3. Zei
        Zei
        @JuicedBananas Correct, but they don't age faster than you. The amount of people older THAN YOU won't increase in the process of new people being born.
        Sep 10, 2021
        Kahsol likes this.
      4. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        But what about older people being born? They will be older than you.
        Sep 10, 2021
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      5. Zei
        Zei
        Ah but of course, how arrogant of me to forget breaking the laws of physics and the universe. I apologize for my mistake.
        Sep 11, 2021
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    10. Zei
      Zei
      Teachers have been in school almost their whole lives.
      Sep 8, 2021
      1. Kahsol, Jackkoh and See like this.
    11. Zei
      Zei
      Prince Charming knew what Cinderella looked like but had women try on the glass shoe anyway due to probably having a thing for feet.
      Sep 7, 2021
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    12. Zei
      Zei
      Eating three potatoes in one sitting sounds excessive until you chop and fry them.
      Sep 6, 2021
      1. Kahsol, thepicferret and Jackkoh like this.
      2. Jackkoh
        Jackkoh
        very intelligent quote
        Sep 7, 2021
        Kahsol likes this.
    13. Zei
      Zei
      When a musician is alive, they are composing. When they die, they are decomposing.
      Sep 6, 2021
      1. See, WithTheFish, Kahsol and 3 others like this.
      2. Lex!
        Lex!
        insightful
        Sep 6, 2021
        Kahsol likes this.
      3. Jackkoh
        Jackkoh
        BUHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHH
        OH MY GOD THAT MADE ME LAUGH
        Sep 6, 2021
        Kahsol likes this.
    14. Zei
      Zei
      When giraffes have a sore throat, about a fourth of their body can be in pain.
      Sep 5, 2021
      1. Jackkoh likes this.
      2. Jackkoh
        Jackkoh
        I did not think of that
        Sep 6, 2021
    15. Zei
      Zei
      Good-looking people who are horrible human beings are real-life clickbaits.
      Sep 4, 2021
      1. Jackkoh and TS_potato like this.
    16. Zei
      Zei
      Finger guns have unlimited ammo.
      Sep 3, 2021
      1. Kahsol and Jackkoh like this.
      2. <div>
        <div>
        unless someone disarms you
        Sep 3, 2021
      3. Jackkoh
        Jackkoh
        Expelliarmus!!
        Sep 10, 2021
    17. Zei
      Zei
      The only difference between a murder and an assassination is how famous the corpse is.
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. Kahsol and Jackkoh like this.
      2. Jackkoh
        Jackkoh
        yes
        if someone kills someone it's murder
        but if someone kills, let's say, the president then it's assassination
        Sep 2, 2021
        Kahsol likes this.
    18. Zei
      Zei
      Ԝіkіреⅾіа'ѕ ԝrіtіոց hаѕ а ѕսrрrіѕіոցⅼу соոѕіѕtеոt tоոе сοոѕіⅾеrіոց hοԝ ⅿаոу реοрⅼе соոtrіbսtе tо іt.
      Aug 31, 2021
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      3. Skylaar
        Skylaar
        ye wikipedia kinda has to be really professional
        Sep 1, 2021
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      4. Jackkoh
        Jackkoh
        Sep 2, 2021
        Kahsol likes this.
      5. TrapinchO
        TrapinchO
        @Jackkoh I don't think there is a need for a comment here except obvious advertisement.
        Sep 2, 2021
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    19. Zei
      Zei
      The prime example of a nickname is Nick.
      Aug 30, 2021
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    20. Zei
      Zei
      Biscuits and gravy are weird because it’s like “Here’s some really wet flour poured over some really dry flour.”
      Aug 30, 2021
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      2. Kahsol
        Kahsol
        it's like putting ketchup on a burger that has tomato on it
        Aug 30, 2021
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