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During every cremation at a funeral, there is a point where the meat is perfectly cooked.

Your clothes have likely been to countries you’ve never visited at all.

Since lobster is only red when cooked, all the red cartoon lobsters are dead.

“Phat” was the precursor to “thicc.”

Every English dictionary has at least one mistake in it.

Having no entries in your browser history is more suspicious than having questionable terms in your history.

You wear shoes to protect your feet from the terrain but you wear socks to protect yourself from your shoes.

Technically, a cartoon portrait in a cartoon show is super realistic.

Jeff Bezos could give $26.25 USD to every single person on earth and still have 2 million 877 thousand left.

Using ‘half a dozen’ instead of 'six’ is a good example of how complicated human beings are.

The posted speed limit is the legally accepted maximum limit, but the socially accepted minimum limit.

There is an undetermined line separating yogurt as a drink and yogurt as a food.

If you build your PC without a case, then your room is the case and you live inside your own computer.

The real moral of the “Tortoise and the Hare” isn’t “slow and steady wins the race,” it’s “arrogance loses the race.”

Falling asleep is a transition from pretending to fall asleep to no longer pretending.

The “Ad in 5 seconds” feels like the ad has already started.

Hearing “You’re on mute” is embarrassing but not as much as hearing “You’re not on mute.”

It was biologically impossible for Edward to mate with Bella, as he doesn’t have blood running through his veins.

Being a military pilot must suck the fun out of roller coasters.