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Birthday:: Nov 12, 2000 (Age: 24)

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Hansby

Interdimensional Traveler, Male, 24, from a parallel universe.

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Diamond life, lover boy. He moves in space with minimum waste and maximum joy. Oct 13, 2024

1. Hansby
  Sometimes I warp into this plane of existence, and sometimes I warp out.
  
  Apr 22, 2022
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2. Hansby
  Ayo, where am I? How did I get here?
  
  Mar 7, 2022
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3. Hansby
  My computer is strong now.
  
  Dec 16, 2021
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4. Hansby
  I have been without my computer for nearly a month (because it's broken)
  
  Dec 9, 2021
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  3. Hansby
    The hard disk broke. It's not the first time, and I wasn't willing to have any of it. Now I have a brand new 1150$ computer.
    
    Dec 16, 2021
    
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  4. The_Red_Moon
    nice i guess... not nice bout yo old computer
    
    Dec 17, 2021
    
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  5. Kahsol
    hope u didn’t lose anything important on the hard drive
    
    Dec 17, 2021
5. Hansby
  Hello again.
  
  Oct 8, 2021
6. ThedumbOX
  Incredible
  
  Sep 24, 2021
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  2. Hansby
    What is incredible?
    
    Oct 4, 2021
7. Hansby
  I'M PICKING TIME FOR FIGHTING. I'M CLEARING TIME FOR HITTING. WE'LL MEET AND I WILL BEAT YOU. OUR SCHEDULES PERMITTING.
  
  Aug 23, 2021
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  2. Jackkoh
    but... right now?
    
    Aug 23, 2021
    
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  3. Jackkoh
    K THEN I PUNCH YOU IN THE FA-
    
    Aug 27, 2021
    
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8. Hansby
  I just got vaccined and my right arm aches like never before (it's nothing severe, though).
  
  Aug 9, 2021
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  3. Hansby
    Doesn't ache anymore.
    
    Aug 12, 2021
    
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  4. Jackkoh
    nice-er
    
    Aug 12, 2021
  5. Jackkoh
    oh btw, when I said that freezing your toe with liquid nitrogen hurts, I just did it again, and it was so much worse this time. my toe aches help
    
    Aug 13, 2021
9. Jackkoh
  something worse than shampoo drops: using a hand sanitizer on dry skin
  
  Aug 5, 2021
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  3. MatForYoga888
    You asked "but what if there is no snow", so I gave a perfectly rational answer. If you think that's gross, then just use extra hand sanitizer
    
    Aug 5, 2021
    
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  4. Jackkoh
    but that will be worse hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    
    Aug 5, 2021
    
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  5. MatForYoga888
    Then wash your hands instead
    
    Aug 5, 2021
    
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10. Hansby
  If there is one thing I hate in the world is when some shampoo drops slip accidentally through my eyeballs.
  
  Jul 24, 2021
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  3. Jackkoh
    but freezing your toe with liquid nitrogen hurts more :(
    (...curing a wart huh)
    
    Jul 30, 2021
    
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  4. Hansby
    I don't think I've ever been through something like that. I can guess it's even more painful than shampoo in your eyes.
    
    Jul 30, 2021
    
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  5. Jackkoh
    Actually, idk anymore. Shampoo in your eyes hurts a lot, and the liquid nitrogen actually didn't hurt as much as last time I did it.
    (still tho, it hurts xD)
    
    Aug 2, 2021
    
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11. Hansby
  I am be angerous now. You throwing rock at me. Hit eye and hit no hurt me. I'm strong. You're not.
  
  Jul 22, 2021
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  2. Jackkoh
    I throw rock you to. Hit you eye didn't you hurt? You angerous. I angerous.
    
    Jul 23, 2021
    
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12. Hansby
  Okay, TennoCon is over. I am hyped for the New War.
  
  Jul 19, 2021
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13. Hansby
  8 hours before TennoCon let's gooOO.
  
  Jul 17, 2021
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14. Jackkoh
  hey Hansby you wanna play my forum game? it's basically boss battle game
  
  Jul 14, 2021
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  3. Jackkoh
    https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/boss-fight-forum-game-beta.293746/
    
    Jul 14, 2021
    
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  4. Jackkoh
    a guy is fighting a boss rn and probably gonna die soon lol you need to help him or somethin
    
    Jul 14, 2021
    
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  5. Jackkoh
    I guess you're not interested then...
    
    Jul 15, 2021
    
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15. Hansby
  So strong my face is. You punch. Break fingers. Gib me. You're limping. Stab me. You're bleeding.
  
  Jul 13, 2021
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    sponsored by nokia
    
    Jul 13, 2021
    
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16. Hansby
  Remember about the 45º C day? This is it, and ironically, I am as chill as an ice cube right now thanks to air conditioning.
  
  Jul 12, 2021
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  3. Hansby
    Two words: Air conditioning.
    
    Jul 13, 2021
    
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  4. Jackkoh
    Electricity prices be like:
    it's my time to rise
    
    Jul 13, 2021
    
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  5. Hansby
    Oh, yes. That is also a thing.
    
    Jul 13, 2021
    
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17. Jackkoh
  Hey I have a joke for you:
  When a zipper closes: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip
  When a zipper opens: ? (you guess it)
  
  Jul 12, 2021
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  3. Jackkoh
    actually somewhat scientifically proven (by me, it actually sort of sounds like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzah when you open a zipper, try it out if you want lol)
    
    Jul 12, 2021
    
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  4. <div>
    *unzips* owo what's this
    
    Jul 12, 2021
    
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  5. Jackkoh
    Aarontti it's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip
    
    Jul 12, 2021
    
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18. Hansby
  My hometown is going to hit 45º C on monday. I am unsure whether I should be concerned or just shrug it off.
  
  Jul 10, 2021
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  3. Hansby
    It usually is, yes.
    
    Jul 11, 2021
  4. Samsam101
    45º C is very hot, that's 113º F, skylaar
    
    Jul 12, 2021
  5. Skylaar
    I live in Arizona
    
    Jul 12, 2021
19. Hansby
  I fly a gigantic monster. I am captain evil-stomper. I get to wear big black helmet. I pilot the Hatredcopter.
  
  Jul 8, 2021
20. Hansby
  I am be dangerous now. Not me hurt when stairs fell down. Me pushed by you me hit head. Me nose broke soon you be dead.
  
  Jul 6, 2021
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  2. Jackkoh
    can anyone translate this to english please
    
    Jul 12, 2021
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Birthday:

Nov 12, 2000 (Age: 24)

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a parallel universe.

Greetings. My real name is [REDACTED] (with an accent on the "e"), but you may refer to me as Hansby. I am male, 23 years old, and I come from a southern province of Spain.

Some of my hobbies include:
-Economy (more accurately, the stock market)
-Running
-Making Minecraft art on these placess:

https://artfight.net/~Hansby
https://www.planetminecraft.com/member/hansby/
https://twitter.com/Sam_Hansby

And as for videogames (Apart from Minecraft):
-Warframe
-Starbound
-Spiral Knights

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