PageTurner

Don't worry, still ba- ,mediocre at cooking. The pageturner is a side brand change.

Is Has Been, and Will be, there to turn the last page on humanity.

Foooooddd....

Why when I walk into Almuj bank is there no, "ROB" option in the vault? Its RIGHT THERE! No one would know!

I am now a VIP+so I can rename items.Now my staff is named Henry.The next staff will be named Henry II.Don't tell Henry he will be replaced.

I now have a stack of wheat and gudgeon. don't ask why I still grab level one materials, but now I need to expand the ingredient section.

Whats cooking? Everything, I left the stove on.

French Toast, filled with ant larva! Totally real idea and not because I left it out to long.

wait why is lancer a chef all of a sudden

Guess who? (No, not lunch, we are still removing the molds from that, yes multiple different types. you said you wanted variety!).

Fishing, fishing for fish, cause I need fish, to cook, for food. I have no idea we’re I thought this was going.

Been a while!

Yawn, I am back.

The cookers guide to ingredients reads, “Gond Lizardfish are extremely hostile, and should be properly milked before cooking.”.

Sorry I have been offline, busy gathering Rare Gond Lizardfish for my next toxi- I mean food.

Fun fact about 95% of world cooks, they are actually working on INFORMATION CLASSIFIED BY THE ORDER OF COOKS

The greatest thing about being a cook is you can poison as many people as you want and blame it on their allergies.

Microscopic creatures live in my microwave. Don’t tell anyone, but I think they are plotting something....

Just got the meteor spell! Good thing to, my oven broke baking some of my famous, “Rock Belly Pork”.

WE ARE OUT OF ONIONS! The good ones, not the moldy ones I put in your soup.