Buckwheat

water both is wet and makes other things wet

in a sense, water is the wettest thing in the world

clearly haven't seen (insert unfunny horny statement here)

Water is NOT wet, it just obtains the ability to wet things, as do liquids. When you spill water on a counter, do you proclaim that the water is wet? No, you say the counter is wet because water, a liquid, has adhered to its surface.