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Zei
Last Activity:
Apr 4, 2025
Joined:
Jun 6, 2019
Messages:
141
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3,407
Trophy Points:
76

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  2. Castti
  3. Dream
  4. Shin T

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  2. ghoti0315
  3. lumpslumps
  4. mei_angelic
  5. Spell Hammer[EX]
  6. MasterofEternity
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
September 17

Zei

Breadskate in daily anime schoolgirl shitpost show, Male

CHAMPION

Vertical symmetry feels more pleasing than horizontal. Sep 15, 2023

Zei was last seen:
Apr 4, 2025
    1. Zei
      Zei
      Wind turbines are the opposite of fans. They turn wind into electricity, while fans turn electricity into wind.
      Jul 12, 2020
      1. LarzLapiz likes this.
      2. LarzLapiz
        LarzLapiz
        if you hate somebody a lot you can call yourself a wind turbine of them
        Jul 12, 2020
        Zei and Bart (MC) like this.
      3. Zei
        Zei
        This is a high IQ response. My appreciations, Larz!
        Jul 12, 2020
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    2. Zei
      Zei
      In order to fall asleep, first you need to pretend to be asleep.
      Jul 11, 2020
    3. Zei
      Zei
      Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.
      Jul 10, 2020
    4. Zei
      Zei
      Your first birthday is actually your second birthday.
      Jul 9, 2020
      1. mei_angelic and Dream like this.
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      3. Zei
        Zei
        Absolutely insane.
        Jul 9, 2020
      4. Steve161803
        Steve161803
        wait i don't get it, if my first birthdays is the second then when was the first?
        Jul 9, 2020
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      5. Zei
        Zei
        @Steve161803 The date of your birth was your first birthday. Therefore when you turn one, your "first" birthday will be celebrated.
        Jul 9, 2020
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    5. Zei
      Zei
      A moustache is an eyebrow for your mouth.
      Jul 8, 2020
      1. mei_angelic likes this.
    6. Zei
      Zei
      Every queen ant is actually descended from a previous queen ant, making ant societies actual monarchies.
      Jul 6, 2020
      2. Violet Knight
        Violet Knight
        When will the Ant French Revolution begin
        Jul 6, 2020
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      3. Zei
        Zei
        Soon™.
        Jul 7, 2020
    7. Zei
      Zei
      When you’re starving your brain makes you feel flavors stronger, making food taste better, so basically hunger is a seasoning.
      Jul 5, 2020
      1. MasterofEternity likes this.
      2. MasterofEternity
        MasterofEternity
        i taste hunger all the time
        Jul 6, 2020
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    8. Zei
      Zei
      Sleeping from 10 PM to 6 AM doesn’t seem nearly as long as sleeping from 10 AM to 6 PM.
      Jul 3, 2020
      1. Kahsol and pogge5 like this.
      2. MasterofEternity
        MasterofEternity
        What's sleeping?
        Jul 3, 2020
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      3. Zei
        Zei
        Act of lying unconscious, most commonly during the local region's nighttime.
        Jul 3, 2020
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      4. Kahsol
        Kahsol
        feels like the opposite to me
        Jul 4, 2020
    9. Zei
      Zei
      Stomping is uppercase walking and dancing is cursive walking.
      Jul 2, 2020
      1. Kahsol likes this.
      2. Kahsol
        Kahsol
        #showerthoughts
        Jul 3, 2020
    10. Zei
      Zei
      The world's most famous spy is also the world's worst spy.
      Jul 1, 2020
      1. Kahsol likes this.
    11. Zei
      Zei
      We’ve spent years to make curved monitors flat, just to curve them the other way.
      Jun 30, 2020
      1. Kahsol and Official store like this.
    12. Zei
      Zei
      Because of pregnant people, the average number of skulls per person is always more that one.
      Jun 29, 2020
      1. Kahsol likes this.
      2. MasterofEternity
        MasterofEternity
        0-0
        Jun 30, 2020
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    13. Zei
      Zei
      Today is the anniversary of Phantom Hearts guild, very cool events and stuff. Thank you Phantom Hearts for this half a year in the guild!
      Jun 27, 2020
      1. Kahsol likes this.
    14. Zei
      Zei
      The letter M by itself can be any emotion with the right tone.
      Jun 26, 2020
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      2. Kahsol
        Kahsol
        M...
        Jun 26, 2020
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    15. Zei
      Zei
      A vacuum always sucks, because it either sucks if it works or sucks if it doesn’t work.
      Jun 24, 2020
      1. btdmaster likes this.
      2. MasterofEternity
        MasterofEternity
        mine sucks, coz it blows :C
        Jun 25, 2020
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      3. Zei
        Zei
        That's called a leaf blower, dear.
        Jun 25, 2020
    16. Zei
      Zei
      Despite being only four lines, the Happy Birthday song feels like an eternity to sing or listen through.
      Jun 23, 2020
      1. Castti, Skylaar, mei_angelic and 3 others like this.
    17. mei_angelic
      mei_angelic
      If you are scared of the dark you are actually scared of not being alone.
      Jun 23, 2020
      1. Zei likes this.
      2. LarzLapiz
        LarzLapiz
        watch out for charlie
        Jun 23, 2020
    18. mei_angelic
      mei_angelic
      all art is technically pixel art 0-0
      Jun 22, 2020
      1. Zei likes this.
      2. mei_angelic
        mei_angelic
        in fact, EVERYTHING is pixel art 0-0
        Jun 22, 2020
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      3. Zei
        Zei
        Oh I actually have one kind of related to this statement!

        If you are colorblind your brain just failed to download/load the texturepack.

        Thank you Mi, very cool.
        Jun 22, 2020
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      4. mei_angelic
        mei_angelic
        Thank you Zei, very cool.
        Jun 23, 2020
    19. Zei
      Zei
      Accents are font settings for your mouth.
      Jun 22, 2020
      1. mei_angelic likes this.
      2. Castti
        Castti
        My accent is full time comic sans.
        Jun 22, 2020
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      3. Skylaar
        Skylaar
        My accent is cursive
        Jun 22, 2020
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      4. Zei
        Zei
        I'll try to think one for myself, both of these are absolutely wonderful accents.
        If anyone who has heard me is reading this, please give your input.
        Jun 22, 2020
    20. Zei
      Zei
      So apparently my page has turned into a dumping ground for random thoughts and stuff like that. This is a historical moment, I'm meta.
      Jun 21, 2020
      1. Dream and mei_angelic like this.
      2. mei_angelic
        mei_angelic
        indeed
        Jun 21, 2020
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