That way I get credit for inventing every joke. I’d be a literal god of humor.
Eventually all throughout time I’d have made a big enough impact that people would start realizing that everyone knew me as a funny guy...
But worse, all the people whose jokes I had stolen would start to realize it. That’s not really something you can prove though is it?
There would be a big divide between people who thought I was funny, and people who thought I had wronged them. I’d be a mythical hero and villain.
A cult would start from all the people whose jokes I had stolen, they can’t prove it, just that they knew they were going to say it right before I did. They would grow distrusting if everyone around them, waiting for someone to steal a joke.
This is my dystopia.
haha funy joke
Thank you Bart Mc