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Florfy5
Last Activity:
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Florfy5

a person, Male, from your mom's bedroom

Wait shit it's been 7 years since I first joined Wynn? I was fucking 12? And I still don't have a character beyond level 92... Jun 20, 2020

Florfy5 was last seen:
Jan 19, 2022
    1. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      Aren't polar vortexes great? My body temperature only goes down by 5 degrees after 1 second outside!
      1. Bad Username
        Bad Username
        They're great because no scho- Oh, nevermind.
        Dec 15, 2016
      2. coolname2034
        coolname2034
        Polar vertices
        It's not cold enough
        Dec 23, 2016
    2. Malkavian
      Malkavian
      Congrats with the new profile picture ;)
      Your last one was pretty dark XD
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      2. Malkavian
        Malkavian
        "Where are you in the picture?" ;P
        Dec 12, 2016
      3. Florfy5
        Florfy5
        On a map I made with worldpainter.. I built the wall myself though... I wonder if someone will think it's on the Wynncraft map due to the WynnPack...
        Dec 12, 2016
        Malkavian likes this.
      4. Malkavian
        Malkavian
        Possibly XD
        Dec 12, 2016
    3. Siradm
      Siradm
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      2. Siradm
        Siradm
        No, there's no way they have that much hp unless selvut got really high one day or something
        Dec 11, 2016
      3. Florfy5
        Florfy5
        I may or may not have put drugs in his lunch...
        Dec 11, 2016
        Malkavian likes this.
      4. Siradm
        Siradm
        Dec 11, 2016
        Malkavian likes this.
    4. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      Today I realized how sadistic I can be when I try...
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      2. Plasma~
        Plasma~
        Good thinking, Florfy.
        Dec 12, 2016
      3. Florfy5
        Florfy5
        Thanks. (I was suggesting grabbing something from the chemistry classroom, though I'm not going lethal, so no hydrochloric acid...)
        Dec 14, 2016
      4. ElegantDeath
        ElegantDeath
        well atropa belladona 1 berry should be a hallucinatory dose
        make sure to fully study this before using it tho I'm no expert on it
        it can make people want to sleep and they experience vivid horrifying dreams
        Dec 14, 2016
    5. JoshLegacy
      JoshLegacy
      You can write stuff on other people's profile?!
      *trolling intensifies*
      1. Vanward
        Vanward
        write*
        Dec 2, 2016
    6. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      Don't you love it when your principal gives students halloween candy?
      1. Jamieverse
        Jamieverse
        I can relate to this meme on a spiritual level.


        10/10
        Nov 23, 2016
      2. Florfy5
        Florfy5
        But seriously this actually happened to me. I got some candy today... Then I ate it all before I got home.
        Nov 23, 2016
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      3. Jamieverse
        Jamieverse
        Wow even more relatable :D
        Nov 23, 2016
    7. Xiquil
      Xiquil
      Your 700th like
      1. Florfy5
        Florfy5
        Yay! (Even though 7 is my unlucky number so why am I celebrating this?)
        Nov 20, 2016
    8. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      If the town citizens are practically immortal, why don't they have THEM guard the town instead of soldiers that can die to a zombie?
      1. Son_Omega_Dan likes this.
    9. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      First off, screw you Electoral College.
      1. Parzizal
        Parzizal
        The electoral college is a good system that allows all states to have power to swing an election. However having it be an elector vote instead of an elector point stumps me.
        Nov 16, 2016
      2. Florfy5
        Florfy5
        I keep forgetting that nobody knows how to distinguish when I'm joking or being serious... Despite 90% of the things I say on the forums are purely for comedic purposes...
        Nov 16, 2016
    10. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      tfw your friend and yourself are called to his house because their sister thinks there's an intruder when it was really a false alarm.
    11. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      Halloween is in 6 days, time to wander the neighborhood as a plague doctor to creep people out (And maybe start a controversy).
    12. DCM627
      DCM627
      Is that window in the shape of a Wither behind your head?
      1. Florfy5
        Florfy5
        Doesn't seem like it to me.
        Oct 9, 2016
      2. DCM627
        DCM627
        Really looks like it to me...
        Oct 9, 2016
    13. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      I am getting into the Halloween "Spirit".
      1. Mrs Sara likes this.
      2. DirtyDoge
        DirtyDoge
        HA! But wolf about me?
        Oct 9, 2016
    14. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      Back to trying to be productive for once
    15. orange0404
      orange0404
      .-. cmon bro.
    16. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      Probably going to fall asleep at his desk in 5 seconds
    17. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      Secretly raging for some reason
      1. Sara Forristal likes this.
    18. coolname2034
      coolname2034
      I was looking on the wybel thread and realized u made like three death threats.
      1. Florfy5
        Florfy5
        jokes? They're a thing you know.
        Sep 3, 2016
    19. Florfy5
      Florfy5
      About to give up on being productive
      1. WithTheFish
        WithTheFish
        I gave up years ago
        Aug 31, 2016
    20. KabalUT
      KabalUT
      Congratulations, you got the last laugh on the Corkus thread :)
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    your mom's bedroom
    Occupation:
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    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Welcome to Estalia gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small. Some may even turn against your friends as living corpses, but you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's Garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me. Strike down the undead that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch amulet. I ask not for my own selfish studies, but for the good of the Empire!

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    They really need to work on mana costs...
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