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modern
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Gender:
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Birthday:
April 5
Location:
The desert otherworld

modern

The irony is that I love the future, Male, from The desert otherworld

Just made a thread in Nemract's Bar about somewhat I've been up to, check it out maybe. Aug 3, 2017

modern was last seen:
Feb 15, 2024
    1. DirtyDoge
      DirtyDoge
      SPACE DOG!
      Aug 20, 2016
      1. modern likes this.
    2. XavierEXE
      XavierEXE
      WAIT WAIT WOAH HOLY BANANAS
      Aug 20, 2016
      1. FlamingPinecone likes this.
      2. modern
        modern
        Holy bananas batman!
        Aug 20, 2016
        XavierEXE likes this.
    3. modern
      modern
      Throwback to the dogstranaut
      Aug 20, 2016
      1. XavierEXE, FlamingPinecone and Coolfood like this.
      2. modern
        modern
        Just using this until I either make a better one or find someone to make one.
        Aug 20, 2016
        XavierEXE and Coolfood like this.
    4. Coolfood
      Coolfood
      Aug 20, 2016
      1. htmlman1, XavierEXE and modern like this.
      2. modern
        modern
        When debugging a program, yes, definitely. When writing a program, you are slowly creating errors that somehow camel each other out, but then the debugging starts it all over again.
        Aug 20, 2016
        Coolfood likes this.
      3. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        And sometimes even find the sword of Martin the Warrior
        Aug 20, 2016
      4. modern
        modern
        I think I might have accidentally created Martin the Warrior...
        Aug 20, 2016
        XavierEXE and Coolfood like this.
    5. modern
      modern
      Wynncraft problems: when you don't recognise someone, then you look in their previous usernames and are like "oh wow it's that guy"
      Aug 17, 2016
      1. Naraka00, Soviet Union, XavierEXE and 2 others like this.
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      3. modern
        modern
        Yeah, but Xavier, everyone would know it was you simply because they would be wondering "who is this person who is liking ALL my posts?" And "Wheres Xavier?"
        Aug 17, 2016
        Coolfood and XavierEXE like this.
      4. XavierEXE
        XavierEXE
        yep XD
        Aug 17, 2016
        Coolfood likes this.
      5. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        It's like mod to modern, I was completely blown away.
        Aug 17, 2016
        DirtyDoge, XavierEXE and modern like this.
    6. Soviet Union
      Soviet Union
      01001000 01101001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01100001 01111001 00111111
      Aug 16, 2016
      1. Coolfood likes this.
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      3. robincaiye
        robincaiye
        btw 1 isnt prime
        Aug 17, 2016
        Relflow likes this.
      4. FlamingPinecone
        FlamingPinecone
        Fibonacci sequence.
        Aug 17, 2016
        XavierEXE likes this.
      5. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        Rip, lost the riddle. I could try to recreate it but I don't have 8 hours.
        Aug 20, 2016
        Jamieverse likes this.
    7. FlamingPinecone
      FlamingPinecone
      Codes and ciphers are your skills, but you don't find subtle meanings in speech? Huh.
      Aug 16, 2016
      2. modern
        modern
        Don't remind me...

        Just last week I was eating out with a few buddies, and one guy was goofing around, asking people to rate his butt. Then a friend of mine said, "Oh, well you know which guys butt here I think is the cutest, and it's not yours" with a huge grin on her face.

        It was only a few hours later that I realized that me and the person who asked the question were the only two guys present...
        Aug 16, 2016
        DirtyDoge and FlamingPinecone like this.
      3. Sharubii
        Sharubii
        smooth
        Aug 16, 2016
      4. Relflow
        Relflow
        Adorable really.
        Aug 17, 2016
    8. modern
      modern
      My short story just hit 5000 words. I might be going a bit overboard, I'm not even halfway finished.
      Aug 16, 2016
      1. Soviet Union and FlamingPinecone like this.
      2. Sharubii
        Sharubii
        "short"
        Aug 16, 2016
        modern likes this.
      3. modern
        modern
        Well technically a short story is anything under 7,500 words, so maybe I'll try to hit novella instead
        Aug 16, 2016
      4. DirtyDoge
        DirtyDoge
        Make it 7,501 words.
        Aug 17, 2016
        modern likes this.
    9. FlamingPinecone
      FlamingPinecone
      Do you know a good place to get sacrifice goats?
      Aug 16, 2016
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      3. modern
        modern
        Or you could go to K-Mart if you are in a pinch, they probably have a few in the appliances section
        Aug 16, 2016
      4. FlamingPinecone
        FlamingPinecone
        Ill get my bro Lucifer to hook me up.
        Aug 16, 2016
      5. modern
        modern
        Oh, he owes me money. Could you remind him that?
        Aug 16, 2016
        FlamingPinecone likes this.
    10. modern
      modern
      I've been active, but not contributing enough recently. Time for that to change
      Aug 14, 2016
      1. Coolfood likes this.
      2. DirtyDoge
        DirtyDoge
        #mod4mod
        Aug 14, 2016
      3. Yuno F Gasai
        Yuno F Gasai
        Eye4eye
        Aug 14, 2016
        modern likes this.
      4. modern
        modern
        My New campaign slogan. "An eye for a eye, so why not a mod for a mod?"
        Aug 14, 2016
        FlamingPinecone and Coolfood like this.
    11. Coolfood
      Coolfood
      Just read your info section cuz I'm a stalker *cough cough* friend. And just remember, little bullets to the head build immunity to big bullets to the head!
      Aug 11, 2016
      1. modern likes this.
      2. modern
        modern
        I tried that with swords. Now even claymores cannot harm me!

        But knives on the other hand... Even butter knives
        Aug 11, 2016
        FlamingPinecone and Coolfood like this.
      3. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        I'm personally working on explosives right now. I can now take half a stick of dynamite!
        Aug 12, 2016
        FlamingPinecone and modern like this.
      4. FlamingPinecone
        FlamingPinecone
        I can drink two gallons of bleach, or receive 420000 microsieverts of radiation and be completely unharmed



        most of the time
        Aug 16, 2016
        modern likes this.
    12. modern
      modern
      Time to spruce up the old information section. Any ideas on what I should put in it?
      Aug 8, 2016
      1. Coolfood and HappyMcDoodle like this.
      2. HappyMcDoodle
        HappyMcDoodle
        You should totally grow a Spruce tree in there.

        In all seriousness, I would suggest maybe adding in some like/message milestones.
        Aug 8, 2016
      3. modern
        modern
        Oh wow, that's a really good idea!
        Aug 8, 2016
        HappyMcDoodle likes this.
      4. DirtyDoge
        DirtyDoge
        Address, social security number, phone number. Y'know, the usual stuff.
        Aug 10, 2016
        FlamingPinecone and modern like this.
    13. modern
      modern
      Someday we'll find it. The modern connection. The past, the future and me. Laaa lala laaa lala la. Lalala lalala lala
      Aug 6, 2016
      1. Coolfood likes this.
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      3. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        Maybe that reference was a little too subtle
        Aug 9, 2016
      4. Mistrise Mystic
        Mistrise Mystic
        That was a reference?
        Aug 9, 2016
        Coolfood likes this.
      5. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        Exactly
        Aug 9, 2016
    14. modern
      modern
      My next short story. Cyberspace Cops, a buddy cop murder mystery romance action adventure thriller set in cyberspace. Thats a mouthfull
      Aug 5, 2016
      1. Plasma~ and XavierEXE like this.
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      3. Plasma~
        Plasma~
        Can't wait!
        Aug 5, 2016
        XavierEXE and modern like this.
      4. Mistrise Mystic
        Mistrise Mystic
        Why not just CyberCops?
        Aug 6, 2016
      5. modern
        modern
        You know, I'm not really sure. Ill probably change it to just CyberCops, but I though Cyberspace Cops sounded exactly like something out of 80s tron ripoff.
        Aug 6, 2016
        XavierEXE likes this.
    15. modern
      modern
      What does a internet message board have to do with a roman marketplace?
      Aug 2, 2016
      1. XavierEXE likes this.
      2. FlamingPinecone
        FlamingPinecone
        Well, they were both places people could meet, and chat, and stuff.
        Aug 2, 2016
        XavierEXE and Coolfood like this.
      3. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        And kill
        Aug 2, 2016
        XavierEXE, modern and FlamingPinecone like this.
      4. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        What
        Aug 2, 2016
        XavierEXE likes this.
    16. XavierEXE
      XavierEXE
      The guy in Panel 49 looks like @Tantibus's old profile picture whaaat o.o
      Aug 2, 2016
      2. modern
        modern
        I was wondering if you would notice that! It is a recreation of it. Meet Steve Clayton-Erlenmeyer, Ms.Erlenmeyers husband and Assistant Admissions handler for Xplr U
        Aug 2, 2016
        XavierEXE likes this.
    17. XavierEXE
      XavierEXE
      update
      your
      web
      comic
      PLEASE
      I
      AM
      DYING
      Aug 1, 2016
      1. Ascended Kitten likes this.
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      3. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        He knows
        Aug 1, 2016
        XavierEXE likes this.
      4. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        I haven't been reading cuz I want to waste a day reading everything at once. :D
        Aug 11, 2016
        modern likes this.
      5. modern
        modern
        Good idea! The first chapter is finished though, so maybe read through all of that. The second chapter is of a different storyline, so there is no reason not to read the first.
        Aug 11, 2016
        Coolfood likes this.
    18. modern
      modern
      But instinct is the best because I'm on it.
      Jul 30, 2016
      1. DirtyDoge, then perish, Ascended Kitten and 3 others like this.
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      3. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        I factually state that it was
        Aug 2, 2016
        modern and XavierEXE like this.
      4. Plasma~
        Plasma~
        I don't see what makes one team more special than the other...
        Aug 4, 2016
        Mrs Sara likes this.
      5. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        The fact that we're on it does
        Aug 5, 2016
        modern and XavierEXE like this.
    19. modern
      modern
      Honestly, all the Pokemon go teams are good.
      Jul 30, 2016
      1. Coolfood and Mrs Sara like this.
    20. XavierEXE
      XavierEXE
      *runs in*
      MODERN'S BA- AUGH!
      *trips over the carpet and falls on his face*
      Jul 29, 2016
      1. Coolfood, modern and FlamingPinecone like this.
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      3. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        EYYYY UNBANNED
        Jul 29, 2016
        XavierEXE likes this.
      4. Coolfood
        Coolfood
        *walks in*
        What's goi- AUGH
        *trips on flat ground*
        Jul 29, 2016
        XavierEXE likes this.
      5. Mistrise Mystic
        Mistrise Mystic
        Coolfood this isn't a horror movie...UNTIL NOW
        *puts on a hockey mask and pulls out a machete*
        Jul 31, 2016
        Coolfood and XavierEXE like this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    April 5
    Location:
    The desert otherworld
    Guild:
    Modern.

    Hello there, I am Modern. In other locations I might be seen as Mod, ModernWanderer, ModWanderer, or supreme being.

    MILESTONES:
    - Oct 14, 2014 - joined the forums
    - January, 2014 - actually started to post things
    - April, 2014 - forgot about the forums
    - Febuary, 2015 - rejoined the forums
    - Juneish, 2015 - started to work with Eeveelution on "The Fall of Annes" (originally called WynnUnity)
    - 9/7 happens, I lose around 150 posts. Not much
    - September 9, 2015 - I start my first comic, Chronicles of Corruption.
    - November 7, 2015 - Chronicles of corruption is canceled. I have a great die a for a better comic.
    -Jan 11, 2016 - I create Heretic Gods, a short lived but fun Forum Game RPG.
    - April 3, 2016 - I create WynnCiphers, a code based forum game where people solve complex codes made by me and XavierEXE.
    -May 29, 2016 - I hit 1000 likes! Only 500 posts though...
    - June 1, 2016 - I release THE NARRITIVE, my second comic. It took almost a year of development. It is currently running.
    -September 20, 2047 - I disappear, never to be seen again.

    THE PORTFOLIO:

    Name: Modern
    Gender: Male I guess...
    Age: older then you
    Location: Seattle
    Class: Arcane Trickster
    Alignment: Neutral Good

    Skills:
    Programming, game design, writing, kayaking, analyzing plot structures, codes/ciphers, extensive knowledge of categorizing by genre, skiing, drawing pixel art, drawing hyper-realistic.

    Favorite movies:
    The Princess Bride
    Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
    Inception

    Favorite books:
    Ready Player One
    Master of Formalities
    Killing Floor Blues

    Favorite TV Shows:
    Brooklyn 99
    Gotham
    Sherlock

    Things I have made:
    THE NARRATIVE (my comic! Check it out!)
    A few video games, all pretty shit
    Co-created The Fall of Annes Wynncraft Fan Game
    Chronicles of Corruption (cancelled)

    Things I am making:
    A short story by the working title of CyberCops
    A game called "defender of the polyverse 3: return of the cone"

    My fatal weaknesses:
    Poison
    Knives to the chest
    Old age
    Competition

    Things I'm immune to:
    Subtle meanings (don't hide what you really mean around me, I won't understand)
    Flirting (seriously this has happened to me so many times now where I only realize someone was flirting with me hours afterwards)
    People judging me (think a low blow at my personality will make me mad? Leave me heartbroken? Nope. Don't care what you think about me.)
    Bullets (maybe? Untested.)

    Things you should do: (in my opinion)
    Be more open to others opinions
    Dont judge a entire group by the minority of them.
    Listen to Welcome To Night Vale
    Sacrafice a goat to me every other full moon.

    Anything else I should add? Just tell me!

    Interact

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