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modern

The irony is that I love the future, Male, from The desert otherworld

Just made a thread in Nemract's Bar about somewhat I've been up to, check it out maybe. Aug 3, 2017

modern was last seen:: Feb 15, 2024

1. modern
  The later it gets, the dryer my humor gets. Its a desert right now.
  
  Apr 30, 2016
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  2. Coolfood
    so it was in the morning?
    
    May 27, 2016
    
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2. modern
  That moment when someone tags you 5 Times in the same post, and you do not notice until days later.
  
  Apr 30, 2016
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  3. Coolfood
    If one doesn't work, do ALL OF THEM
    
    May 3, 2016
  4. Coolfood
    Disclaimer: Me and @mod should never be quoted or relied on for advice. (about drugs)
    
    May 3, 2016
    
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  5. Coolfood
    cuz code
    
    May 3, 2016
3. modern
  Will you do the Fandango?
  
  Apr 27, 2016
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  3. modern
    @FireDrag0nSlayer thunderbolt and lightning
    
    May 5, 2016
    
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  4. modern
    Very very frightening
    
    May 5, 2016
  5. modern
    Me
    
    Galileo!
    Galileo
    Galileo!
    Galileo picaro
    
    Magnificoooooooo
    
    No no no no no no no no no!
    
    May 5, 2016
    
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4. modern
  Just spent a hour arguing for socialism on a mc server...
  
  Apr 25, 2016
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  3. XavierEXE
    Wild Guess
    Was it DeadX
    And it's dead(x) community
    
    Apr 27, 2016
    
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  4. modern
    @XavierEXE more like a trump(x) community. Seriously 2 out of the three mods I have met there were endorsing trump
    
    Apr 27, 2016
    
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  5. XavierEXE
    It's impossible to tell when they're being literal or sarcastic.
    BUT HEY
    512x512 PLOTS AMIRITE
    
    Apr 27, 2016
    
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5. Bio
  Yo m8, try to figure this code out
  
  366 2$-5 8/ 70 'i
  
  Apr 24, 2016
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  3. Bio
    Also do you want me to delete the post so no one will guess it too easily?
    
    Apr 24, 2016
  4. modern
    Nah it's fine, some of the regulars have probably already seen it.
    
    Apr 24, 2016
    
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  5. Bio
    K
    
    Apr 25, 2016
6. modern
  The inadvertent perks to your forum name being a common word: accidentally tagged
  
  Apr 16, 2016
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7. DirtyDoge
  16) I have given enough info for you to learn who I am, and what I look like. Just connect the dots.
  "Just connect the dots."
  Yo, are you like famous or some crap with a secret alias on a minecraft forum? That seems very cryptic.
  
  Apr 4, 2016
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  3. DirtyDoge
    Obviously. You kept me up all night with Wynncipher.
    
    Apr 4, 2016
    
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  4. Cow
    fun fact, he's notch
    
    Apr 6, 2016
    
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  5. DirtyDoge
    Duh. How did I not think of that?
    
    Apr 6, 2016
    
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8. modern
  I love the number 6. Why? No reason.
  
  Apr 4, 2016
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  3. DirtyDoge
    Best hint evurr 11/12
    
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  4. DirtyDoge
    8) 8 is my favorite number!
    LIES!
    
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  5. modern
    Lol actually 8 is my favorite number also, that was just for the puzzle
    
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9. stop
  mod-erator :)
  
  Apr 4, 2016
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  2. modern
    Mod-ernator
    
    Apr 4, 2016
    
    Cow, XavierEXE and stop like this.
10. Mistrise Mystic
  you said your favorite jokes are anti jokes
  so
  what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
  
  Mar 26, 2016
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  3. DirtyDoge
    We gotta keep this chain going! I notified people on the anti-joke thread to help make this the longest chain on the forums!
    
    Apr 5, 2016
  4. Ziel
    Bionic u deserved it for giving me 50 alerts with yotam
    
    Apr 6, 2016
  5. Bio
    Lel
    
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11. modern
  I promise I have not been kidnapped. But on the other hand please send 1mil to @eeveelution or bad things will happen
  
  Mar 26, 2016
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  3. modern
    1 milliliter of SOLID GOLD
    
    Mar 27, 2016
  4. Hanky
    thats not that much
    
    Apr 4, 2016
    
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  5. modern
    I mean 1ml of Californium 252
    
    Apr 4, 2016
12. Cow
  axaxaxa noob cyka blyat report for feed
  
  Mar 24, 2016
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13. xKindredKinesis
  Florence
  
  Mar 22, 2016
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  2. modern
    Uh what? Cool city in Italy?
    
    Mar 22, 2016
14. modern
  Wow look at my New signature! What could that be about?
  
  Mar 22, 2016
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15. modern
  If you love someone, set them free. Set them free now. This is the police. We have your house surrounded.
  
  Mar 19, 2016
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  3. modern
    Krakens have rights to.
    
    Mar 19, 2016
  4. Yuno F Gasai
    Krakens have rights to sink ships
    
    Mar 19, 2016
  5. modern
    Yep, it falls under freedom of speech
    
    Mar 19, 2016
16. modern
  After being mauled by a bear and stranded in the Nesaak forests, I finally won my first WynnOscar. should have been for Titanic though
  
  Mar 19, 2016
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  2. Flubby
    Or The Departed.
    
    Mar 19, 2016
    
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  3. XavierEXE
    You don't deserve the wynnoscar
    You spelled Nesaak wrong
    :p
    
    Mar 20, 2016
    
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  4. modern
    What do you mean? It was always spelled correctly
    
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17. modern
  Does the carpet match the drapes? No, it does not. You are the worst interior decorator. Please leave my home.
  
  Mar 18, 2016
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  2. Coolfood
    It's the effort that counts right
    
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18. modern
  Don't be afraid of spiders, spiders are your friends! I mean that literally. All of your friends are secretly spiders.
  
  Mar 14, 2016
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  3. modern
    @TheCrazyGamer200 May Bob digest in pieces.
    
    Mar 14, 2016
    
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  4. Zahr
    Why is aracnophobia so damn common??
    
    I honestly think that spiders are awesome creatures, they're already unique just for making a web to catch insects, I mean, thats not something you see frequently!
    
    Mar 14, 2016
    
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  5. Coolfood
    Or this happened: https://xkcd.com/1530/
    @The One-eyed Guy can confirm
    
    Aug 20, 2016
19. modern
  This profile picture is transitional until I make a suitable pixel art one for myself, any ideas on what that should look like?
  
  Mar 12, 2016
  2. captainganon
    pixely
    
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  3. modern
    @RIP|captainganon we have a real Sherlock Holmes in the making here
    
    Mar 14, 2016
    
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  4. captainganon
    got no watson though :c
    
    Mar 14, 2016
    
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20. modern
  The Dogstraunaut
  
  Mar 11, 2016
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Gender:

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Birthday:

April 5

Location:

The desert otherworld

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Modern.

Hello there, I am Modern. In other locations I might be seen as Mod, ModernWanderer, ModWanderer, or supreme being.

MILESTONES:
- Oct 14, 2014 - joined the forums
- January, 2014 - actually started to post things
- April, 2014 - forgot about the forums
- Febuary, 2015 - rejoined the forums
- Juneish, 2015 - started to work with Eeveelution on "The Fall of Annes" (originally called WynnUnity)
- 9/7 happens, I lose around 150 posts. Not much
- September 9, 2015 - I start my first comic, Chronicles of Corruption.
- November 7, 2015 - Chronicles of corruption is canceled. I have a great die a for a better comic.
-Jan 11, 2016 - I create Heretic Gods, a short lived but fun Forum Game RPG.
- April 3, 2016 - I create WynnCiphers, a code based forum game where people solve complex codes made by me and XavierEXE.
-May 29, 2016 - I hit 1000 likes! Only 500 posts though...
- June 1, 2016 - I release THE NARRITIVE, my second comic. It took almost a year of development. It is currently running.
-September 20, 2047 - I disappear, never to be seen again.

THE PORTFOLIO:

Name: Modern
Gender: Male I guess...
Age: older then you
Location: Seattle
Class: Arcane Trickster
Alignment: Neutral Good

Skills:
Programming, game design, writing, kayaking, analyzing plot structures, codes/ciphers, extensive knowledge of categorizing by genre, skiing, drawing pixel art, drawing hyper-realistic.

Favorite movies:
The Princess Bride
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
Inception

Favorite books:
Ready Player One
Master of Formalities
Killing Floor Blues

Favorite TV Shows:
Brooklyn 99
Gotham
Sherlock

Things I have made:
THE NARRATIVE (my comic! Check it out!)
A few video games, all pretty shit
Co-created The Fall of Annes Wynncraft Fan Game
Chronicles of Corruption (cancelled)

Things I am making:
A short story by the working title of CyberCops
A game called "defender of the polyverse 3: return of the cone"

My fatal weaknesses:
Poison
Knives to the chest
Old age
Competition

Things I'm immune to:
Subtle meanings (don't hide what you really mean around me, I won't understand)
Flirting (seriously this has happened to me so many times now where I only realize someone was flirting with me hours afterwards)
People judging me (think a low blow at my personality will make me mad? Leave me heartbroken? Nope. Don't care what you think about me.)
Bullets (maybe? Untested.)

Things you should do: (in my opinion)
Be more open to others opinions
Dont judge a entire group by the minority of them.
Listen to Welcome To Night Vale
Sacrafice a goat to me every other full moon.

Anything else I should add? Just tell me!
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