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TheShadowFox

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1. TheShadowFox
  I just judged the Tour de Terrace parade! The floats and drill teams were really good; to anyone involved I thank you and congratulate you!
  
  Jul 25, 2015
2. TheShadowFox
  Puppies like food. Food costs money. But cars cost so much money, you can't buy food for puppies. Therefore cars hate puppies.
  
  Jul 21, 2015
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3. TheShadowFox
  The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and scary and unknown and alien and...it's beautiful.
  
  Jul 19, 2015
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4. TheShadowFox
  People are dicks. Just repeat that to yourself every second of every day for the rest of your life, and you'll be ready to face the world.
  
  Jul 16, 2015
5. TheShadowFox
  My life in a nutshell. http://screencraft.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/pearls-before-swine-writing-comic.jpg
  
  Jul 13, 2015
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  2. Zahr
    Mine too
    
    Jul 13, 2015
6. TheShadowFox
  "My cat is pregnant and I think I'm the father." Nice, Google, nice. [claps slowly]
  
  Jul 12, 2015
  2. D7
    Wat the fudge
    
    Jul 13, 2015
  3. TheShadowFox
    That's what it auto-completed to, apparently.
    
    Jul 13, 2015
7. TheShadowFox
  Put that down. No I don't care about the toucan. Why are you pink?! Stop being pink! Pay attention! - raising chameleons is hard...
  
  Jul 12, 2015
  2. Eirika & Ephraim
    http://imgur.com/Lhz1hBK
    
    Jul 12, 2015
8. TheShadowFox
  People who play TF2 are idiots. Hm, I'm invulnerable. Should I attack the puny human or the BIG DAMN AUTOMATIC-TARGETTING TURRET???
  
  Jul 10, 2015
9. TheShadowFox
  Maybe when they're all sleeping, maybe when they're all dead, I'll come a-slithering from underneath the bed...
  
  Jul 9, 2015
10. TheShadowFox
  We won't fight for the honor of the Empire, we won't fight for the glory of the squad! We will fight because whoever we're fighting SUCKS!
  
  Jul 7, 2015
11. TheShadowFox
  When a Medic is very, very hurt you are somewhat hurt and there is only one healthkit left, what do you do?
  
  Jul 5, 2015
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  2. TheShadowFox
    Continued: You assume the Medic won't heal you AND STEAL THE GODDAMN HELTHKIT BECAUSE F**K LOGIC, THE MEDIC DOESN'T NEED TO BE F**KING HEALED!
    
    Jul 5, 2015
  3. Pancake
    switch to medic and help that medic! And then uber it!
    
    Wait are we talking about medics or heavies?
    
    Jul 5, 2015
  4. TheShadowFox
    The guy who stole the healthkit was a Scout. I find that Scouts often use their low health as justification for stealing healthkits, even though Medics and Scouts have the same base health, and in this case, the Medic was hurt more.
    
    Jul 5, 2015
12. TheShadowFox
  For 238 years, everybody celebrated America-Day by using rockets to recreate Ben Franklin's kite experiment to set the moon on fire.
  
  Jul 5, 2015
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  3. TheShadowFox
    So we landed on the shores of this tiny island, and these natives were like "Nice belts on your hats." And we were like "I don't think we're gonna get along very w-OH NO! WE'RE STARVING!" And they were like, "Take this fish and this corn and stuff." And we were like, "Wow! That's amazing! Hey, can we steal all of your land and all your belongings?" Then there was a war and everyone died.
    
    Jul 5, 2015
  4. TheFireFox
    Wow why didnt you help me back in 7th grade history man. This would have been helpful then.
    
    Jul 5, 2015
  5. TheShadowFox
    Then we angered some Englishmen and shot a bunch of them in Brooklyn, which, oddly enough, became known as the Boston Massacre in Boston.
    
    Jul 5, 2015
13. TheShadowFox
  God bless America, land of the fatty, greasy foods and premature deaths due to obesity!
  
  Jul 4, 2015
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  3. Fissure
    not everyone here is dying to obesity , im dying because i barely eat anything
    
    Jul 4, 2015
  4. TheShadowFox
    Hm. How strange. I always though it was un-American to not eat steaks, 5-patty burgers and giant red hotdogs with sour cream every day.
    
    Jul 5, 2015
  5. Fissure
    That a luxury not everyone can afford xD
    
    Jul 5, 2015
14. TheShadowFox
  Team-based games awesome when everyone's competent, but completely f**king rage-games when the Heavy STANDS STILL WHEN F**KING UBERED!
  
  Jul 3, 2015
15. TheShadowFox
  Keep calm and be Pegacorn Ninjas!
  
  Jun 29, 2015
16. TheShadowFox
  For the first time, I saw an oceanless horizon. To go from beaches-only to inland so suddenly, I can hardly believe I'm in the same country!
  
  Jun 27, 2015
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  2. Eirika & Ephraim
    Wow, you're lucky you get the ocean. I've never seen it before. Still, I'm glad you got to see the other side of things.
    
    Jun 27, 2015
17. TheShadowFox
  I'm going to be in Oregon for the next 3 to 4 days. My point: if anyone needs me, too bad. Bye!
  
  Jun 25, 2015
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18. TheShadowFox
  ...........quack.
  
  Jun 25, 2015
19. TurtleTheSeawing
  Omg, dat pic...
  
  Jun 25, 2015
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  3. TheShadowFox
    How am I a "pick"?
    
    Jun 25, 2015
  4. TurtleTheSeawing
    I meant "pic" as in picture xD
    
    Jun 25, 2015
  5. TheShadowFox
    Oh, okay! :D
    
    Jun 25, 2015
20. TheShadowFox
  I don't care we're in the middle of an apocalypse, I still won't use Bing.
  
  Jun 24, 2015
  2. then perish
    Spider-Man uses Bing.
    Don't be Spider-Man.
    Get rid of Bing and switch to Direc- I mean, Google.
    
    Jun 24, 2015
  3. TheShadowFox
    Fortunately, he switched in the other movie!
    
    Jun 24, 2015
  4. Fissure
    *in a zombie apocalypse*
    
    Joe : DAMN IT FOX , HURRY UP AND USE BING TO CALL FOR HELP WHILE WE HOLD THE ZOMBIE OUT
    
    Fox : But , but .. .. Can't we use google ?
    
    Joe : BING IS THE ONLY ONE STILL ACTIVE
    
    Fox : I refuse
    
    *zombie came in and kill everyone *
    
    Narrator : Damn it shadow , you have one job , one damn job .
    
    Jun 24, 2015
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