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Woman Language

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by RamonaFlowers, Sep 11, 2015.

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  1. RamonaFlowers

    RamonaFlowers Subspace Delivery Girl CHAMPION

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    Have you ever pondered what most women say, and their real meanings? Or trying to know what they really mean?
    Think no more! In this thread, I have compiled a list of the most commonly said sentences by women, and their REAL meanings!
    Have more sentences/meanings but not in this thread? You're welcome to list them in the comments and I'll add them!

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    Note: If any woman says ":)", you can't escape. Chaos will reach you eventually.

    1. "The dinner you made is great!"
    Real meaning: "You get to live for one more day."

    2. "I'm hungry"
    Real meaning: "If you don't feed me you're fucking dead"

    3. "Go ahead and do whatever you like! :)"
    Real meaning: "Do that thing and you're dead again."

    4. "I need 5 more minutes!"
    Real meaning: "I need 30-60 more minutes!"

    5. "Thank you!"
    Real meaning: "You hurt my feelings and you're going to be in some big trouble soon."

    6. "Can I buy something real quick?"
    Real meaning: "You're going to stand outside the shop holding everything I just bought, and you'll do the same thing for 2 more hours while I shop."

    7. "AHEM"
    Real meaning: "There's a pair of pants on the ground here honey, can you please pick them up and put them away?"
    -McMasterx

    8. "I think I smell something from the kitchen."
    Real meaning: "Take out the trash or I'm gonna rip out your throat."
    -McMasterx

    9. "What?"
    Real meaning: "I'm giving you a second chance to correct what would've bought you to your demise."
    -acerdone

    10. "I have to go."
    Real meaning: "I am just really bored or don't lIke whar you said."
    -The Hipster Fox
     
    Last edited: Sep 15, 2015
    RamonaFlowers, Sep 11, 2015
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    px_1 Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    The smile emoji, bringer of chaos and death
     
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    Bio Father of Class Builds Section VIP+

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    captainganon God of k | Derpalope VIP+

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    So this little guy is life and order?
     
    captainganon, Sep 11, 2015
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  5. Fangiii

    Fangiii Twinsies with Kurumiii | Fan of Gяιмм VIP+

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    Heh, this only reminds me with friends...

    Parents: Be there in 10 minutes!
    *1 Hour Later*
    Parents: Okay, let's prepare to go out!
     
    Fangiii, Sep 11, 2015
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    px_1 Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    that little guy is when the situation is kinda ok but nothing bad is going to happen
     
    px_1, Sep 11, 2015
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    McMasterx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Valar MorGavelis HERO

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    "AHEM"
    Real Meaning: There's a pair of pants on the ground here honey, can you please pick them up and put them away?
    "I think I smell something from the kitchen"
    Real Meaning: Take out the trash or i'm gonna rip out your throat.
     
    McMasterx, Sep 12, 2015
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  8. xKindredKinesis

    xKindredKinesis .[_]. VIP

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    The harbinger of eternal torture and soul-wretching violence
     
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    Wynntastic Well-Known Adventurer

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    Obviously, something like this would come from Trump's disappointing mouth.

    [​IMG]
     
    Wynntastic, Sep 12, 2015
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    *Stalin* Well-Known Adventurer

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    Donald Trump for relationship master 2015
     
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    acerdone prometheus VIP+

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    'what?'
    real meaning: she's giving you a second chance to correct what would've brought you to your demise
     
    acerdone, Sep 13, 2015
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  12. The Hipster Fox

    The Hipster Fox The Hipster Fox of the west.

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    When I say, " I have to go."
    I am just really bored or don't like what you said.
     
    The Hipster Fox, Sep 14, 2015
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    Troll4ever31 Designed to be a moron.

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    Who's (insert name of female coworker you got no relation with whatsoever)?

    real meaning: OMG YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME I KNEW IT ALL ALONG I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
     
    Troll4ever31, Sep 15, 2015
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    Drew1011 Former Viceroy of the Foxes / Reviver of Kingdoms HERO

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    "I'm fine."

    Translation: I AM NOT FINE AND IF YOU DONT TRY AND FIX WHAT IS WRONG I WILL MURDER EVERYONE HERE!
     
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  15. huge6446

    huge6446 nether pvp guy HERO

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    we should tag some girls in here...
    anyway, here's my contribution:
    1. "yes" can either mean yes or no.
    "no" can either mean yes or no.
    "maybe" always means yes.

    2. When you shop with a woman on the shopping center, hold her hand no matter what. It may seem romantic, but if you let her loose, she will hop into the closest shop with your credit card.
     
    huge6446, Sep 18, 2015
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    koko_bean Well-Known Adventurer

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    When I'm silent, I'm slowly formulating a plan where I get to beat the crap out of you
     
    koko_bean, Oct 4, 2015
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    Betka.101 [Vet] I draw stuff, yeah boi VIP

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    "no" means more often no than yes
    "maybe" means yes or no (if it means no, we care about you and we dont want to break your heart by saying no... Or we just need more time to find an excuse.. :D)

    If you ask us "What's wrong?" And we say "nothing" it means that something is wrong. If we explain to you more that just that little thing made us feel awful, you are at luck. Nothing is wrong. (or if we say how happy we are it nothing too ;) )
     
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  18. huge6446

    huge6446 nether pvp guy HERO

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    damn thats complicated...
     
    huge6446, Oct 4, 2015
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    Jamer_theGamer CraftedCitizen VIP+

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    Um
    this is a joke, right? xd
     
    Jamer_theGamer, Oct 4, 2015
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  20. huge6446

    huge6446 nether pvp guy HERO

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    nope. Just a thread that sums up complicated acts and terms that girls do
     
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