What Is Your Best Insult/curse?

So I came up with this idea of creating a Your Best Insult page, and here it is. Start writing down those insults and hoping you insult somebody then!

 

Insult: Smelly pile of rotten potato.

 

Your so fat you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo mama is like communism, she got no class.

 

I'm gonna shit on the first skull of the mother who bore you 40 pair of times mounted in a horse.

 

Not bad, I like the communism one ;)

 

Oi, go get fucked in the arse while your mum fingers your adoptive dad

Especially awesome if you say it with a really angry voice
(and brittish accent)

 

What? You're so poor that you need to buy second hand toilet paper when on sale? Sucks for you, loser.

 

P1: The door to gavel just opened!
P2 *sigh* am I the only one who ISNT hyped for garbel?
P1: well the door just opened so you can leave
P3-9999: OHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Sorry if I jumped to down to you level in one go I may die from the fall.

 

Like your face!

 

Unlike you I have original ideas.

*hides all unoriginal things*

 

I just broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. Psyche that's the wrong number!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(taken from Supa Hot Fia on Youtube. I have no rights.)

 

Me: Look, it's a plane!
Other person looks and looks back.
Me: It was a bird all along.... MWAHA

 

Spoiler: Content may be too extreme for some people. Enter at your own risk. -

Abandonedbank sucks dong. -

 

Nice, though, if you say it in an Australian accent it would be much better.

 

Fuck face mc sluts a lot
squiggily line Ender_Swod

 

No need to hide anything since everything was deleted

 

1.)
yo, if you really wanted to know why you should be so angry, why don't you stop being such a bag of tits and swish some Listerine to get that scum from that filthy mouth that you can't stop moving? i'm sure the crust that congealed behind your teeth can be put somewhere into NOT embarrassing yourself smh.

2.)
hey there, good lookin', here's a deal; if you shut your mouth right now, i won't have to find something to clog it with to make it stop, starting with the biggest raw turkey i can hunt.

3.)
Grand Theft Auto 8 can completely download onto a debuffed Windows 98 by the time you're done thinking of a good comeback.

4.)
stop spitting in my face, you fucktard. i would have beaten you up seventeen different times in my head, but i don't want to actually do it 'cause you'd just get turned on.

5.)
yeah, thats right, run to the right of the screen like you always did in your (insert swears) years of playing nothing but Super Mario, 'cause apparently you're not brave enough to get good at clicking on people with a gun in your hands.

6.)
you gonna cry for your DDoS crew now? that's what i fuckin' thought, ya big ugly duckling; you can't even fight by yourself, stop relying on your three moms so much and fight me mano e mano, unless you're just gonna end the battle first by crashing my Internet in which case you're as pussy as hell.

7.)
sir? if i may inquire; why are you asking random-ass people out for a date without any kind of formal preparation and how is it being productive for any of us? seriously, if you're trying to pick up a date online, that's as good as just stroking your garden hose every night or so.

8.)
FNAF isn't even THAT good, and i know that you, your printed pillows, and I know that we agree on it, so stop waking up to see morning wood when you dream of Foxy 'cause that's about as fucked up as that one DeviantArt fanbase about yaoi Minions.

9.)
i'd rather have sex with the hunchback of Notre Dame with Esmarelda watching even though i'm straight is what i'm saying, you advancement bitch.

10.)
ooooh, you wanna paint the town red with my blood? jokes on you, my language has a much larger palette, so huge i could invent six new colors

 

i love u
(10 char)

 

You are the gross banana strings of the world