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What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Kvmilla, Sep 8, 2015.

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  1. xKindredKinesis

    xKindredKinesis .[_]. VIP

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    xKindredKinesis, Sep 9, 2015
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    Moe_Ronickah Traveling through hyperspace . . .. CHAMPION

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    My gawd, I'm so hungry. Can I dine at your Y?
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    Let's go to my place and see who can get undressed the fastest.
     
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    Moe_Ronickah, Sep 9, 2015
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  3. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Sep 9, 2015
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    Ekriul .⋆｡⋆☂˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆. HERO

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    5usa1 Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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  6. otakugirl1279

    otakugirl1279 "Don't make me say it again!"

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    Hot tamale > cool cucumber

    Not that I'm addicted to spicy food or anything.
     
    otakugirl1279, Sep 9, 2015
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  7. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    I like to read everyone's pick-up lines on my free time :P
     
    Kvmilla, Sep 9, 2015
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  8. Pinto

    Pinto Wynncraft's friendliest Boulder HERO

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    All time favourite.

    Guy: Hey girl, you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet.
    Girl: Um.....
    Friend: There are 26 letters in the alphabet... what'you-
    Guy: Oh sorry, I think I forgot the U - R - A - Q - T
    Girl: *Smiles*
    Friend: Hey, hey, hey, that's still only 25...
    Guy: Oh yeah, you can get that -D- later. ;)

    (Credit to some guy or show, or something)
     
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    Pinto, Sep 9, 2015
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  9. 5usa1

    5usa1 Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Nice one my new fav
     
    5usa1, Sep 9, 2015
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  10. PotatoOnAStick

    PotatoOnAStick StickUnderAPotato

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    You play minecraft, right?
    Wanna build a relationship?
     
    PotatoOnAStick, Sep 9, 2015
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  11. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Sep 9, 2015
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    Ekriul .⋆｡⋆☂˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆. HERO

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    Ekriul, Sep 9, 2015
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  13. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Here are some of my favourites from the original thread:

    • "Hey, on a scale of china under mao to the american revolution, how free are you tonight?" from @Francis12qwasyx
    • "I wish you were my little toe, because I would like to bang you on every piece of furniture." from @Riesenkalmar
    • "Are you sitting on F5? Because your ass is refreshing." - from @I'm Leo
     
    Kvmilla, Sep 11, 2015
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    Wanna know why they call me Darth Vader? Because I will invade your pants and fill the with the force.

    Want to compare out pets tonight? Take your cat with you, and I'll take my rooster.
     
    Jack Jackson, Sep 11, 2015
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    Drew1011 Former Viceroy of the Foxes / Reviver of Kingdoms HERO

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    Drew1011, Sep 11, 2015
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    aayl Famous Adventurer

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    Dang girl, you so hot, I forgot my pickup line.
     
    aayl, Sep 11, 2015
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  17. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Sep 11, 2015
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  18. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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  19. Ritherlas

    Ritherlas A banished Elf seeking a new life.

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    Hey do u live in a corn field? cos im stalking u
     
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    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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