What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Wynncraft

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Since the forums were ripped out,I am redoing this thread. fml it had 2500 replies and 70000 views

Post here the stupidest thing you have ever heard. All of your memories. Put it here. Everything you have in mind,just simply input down there. Thanks.

Who here will be in the first page? :D

I RECOVERED THE OLD THREAD :)


"As the title says,post here the stupidest thing you've heard in Wynncraft.


Honorable Mentions:
@legozdude123
"Buying a selling horse" -InfiniteMace

I have no clue as to what that means.

@SteelXawesome

"I will give you 2 Emeralds for that bottle of enchanting!"
(Some random level 5 guy)

@Lluession

"where is ragni?" when they were INSIDE ragni
"hey, can I buy your horse for 6 eb?"
"where is the swarm?" when they were in the swarm

@TheElder34

"Go to the bank for more xp"
-Everyone ._.

@chab122

lvl 75 assasins: ILL BEAT YOU CHAB I CAN KILL YOU AND KICK YOUR BUT SO HARD
chab:Lol Dude No you can't
lvl 75 assassins: YES I CAN

*chab 1 shots lvl 75 assassin*

lvl 75 assassin: WHAT HACKER **** YOU

chab: :p

@SpongieTNT

*Random Guy Lv 17 Appears in Nesaak*
Me: Wtf why do you are in Nesaak? I mean... Lv 17?
Guy: Why not?
Me: You wont get any XP here. Please go to Nemract or something like that.
Guy: I have 2 Soulpoints left
Me: Why do you even come here?
Guy: I died in Temple of Legends Quest.
OK. Seems Ledgit.

@ignius2648

o this was back when i was about lvl 30, and i thought the server was really awesome so i brought all of my friends on. all of them thought it was awesome, except for one...
when he first joined the server, we both joined server 1. so he got teleported to the king's recruit quest, and the first thing he said was:
"OMG Y CANT U TPA"
"because....."
"WHERE R U"
"ragni. i'm waiting for you."
"WELL, LIKE, HOW DO U GET THERE?"
" u have to finish the quest."
*does /warp ragni*
"OMG U CANT DO /WARP"
"SO UR TELLING ME, THAT I HAVE TO TRAVEL, LIKE, 100 BLOCKS TO GET TO THERE?"
"yes."
"WELL, CAN U AT LEAST DO LIKE, /WARP?"
"no."
"IF U WANT A GOOD SERVER U HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, /SPAWN"
"you have to do this thing called "walking"."
"OMG DIS SERVER SUCKS THE OWNER DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO INSTALL--"
me: "JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP AND USE COMMON SENSE"



@Emerly_Nickel

wait. He's cheating on his girlfriend...with his girlfriend?

So guys. This is just a few,FEW of the funny posts on this thread. And I'm dumb to making Honorable Mentions since some people heave left this forums a long time ago and tagging them will not resolve because they will never see this on their lifes again. I think they don't even realized that this thread got popular. But anyways,Let's just count this as a stupid thing. :D"

Stupidest Threads:

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/remove-flyanticheat.106571/

 

"How do I cheat?" - A random guy flying around the area near the skeleton dungeon






I don't understand people saying that 1.9 ruins pvp.. it makes it a lot better tbh

Edit - Will add more stupid things that I have heard if I can remember them to this post

 

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"I want to be in the first page of this post" @kolleden 2015

 

"Why would I need a tripwire hook?"

 

I'm in the first page !

















My life is so boring.

 

"Holy Shit look at my messages and likes now" -Everyone

 

I was at the tunnel between the ice canyon and nessak forest, when 2 players come up to me. I retreat onto the side of the mountains in the ice canyon and one of them escapes up to me and says,
"Can I tell you a secret?"
I say, "sure" and the person says
"*licks the inside of your ear" "sluuuurp"
then runs away

the second one says "you deserve that"
then the players both die from a dire wolf.

It was then that I realized the archer was level 16 and the other person (I think warrior) was level 5
(this is more strange then stupid but oh well)

 

"The forums are down for maintenance" aaaaaand everything is gone

first page yay!

 

"Guilds matter"
-Every noob

 

Is Champ There?

 

Its back! Gr8!

 

"A guy from Imperial won't stop stalking me to every server to steal kills"
-A Friend

*ONE DAY LATER*

"Yus got that a****** banned from yesterday"

 

The stupidest thing I've ever heard... Is someone saying "Wyncaft shud releze garbel now!!"


Edit: well shet now this things outdated af

 

My face when...


Just... no. Stop. Please.

EDIT: In case you were wondering, the comments above, I was talking about Stalagmites. Someone wanted to know what they were.

 

This

No offense Grian

 

This was a really long time ago, but I still find it hilarious:

 

Well I've mentioned this before but someone asked me "Where can I find a crafting table?" It's not the fact that they asked for a crafting table... But what at such a low level could they have used to craft something? Like I see you have sticks for wands, but how could you get to level 11 and not understand the concept of this game Is he planning to use his wands to craft a super wand, is he trying to repair his leather armour...?!?! Who knows!

 

Champ? Who's champ?

 

That was InfiniteMace in 2k14