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Wynntheory - Why Is Grian So Cool?

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by Mekyr, Sep 7, 2015.

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  1. Mekyr

    Mekyr Warden of Rymek Canyon HERO

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    Hello boys and girls!

    Welcome to WYNNTHEORY, where we explore all of the questions and wonders of our lovely little home we like to call Wynncraft.

    Today, our subject is one that is very controversial; so controversial, in fact, that not ONE man, woman, or child has ever DARED to speak about such a topic. It still sends shivers down my spine... makes me roll into a ball and assume the fetal position while crying profusely at the sight of even a single molecule of air...

    We are going to talk about... Grian.

    Uncle Grolan. Gri-Gri. The Salty Lord. Sweet and Sour Love Child...

    Whatever we call him, he is one and the same entity. He is the Head-Builder of the Wynncraft server, essentially leads the staff teams, and has spent countless hours of his life devoting himself to the entertainment value of this world of ours ALL FOR YOU GUYS!

    What a swell man he is! Right..?

    Wrong.

    Well, you see, Grian can certainly be very nice, and there is NO WAY he could have a bad side. If that's what you think, then you are so unfortunately mistaken.

    I have a theory to explain this.

    Grian is a nice fellow on the outside because he has a name that starts with the letter "G". You may think this is pointless, but check this out -

    G is the first letter of "Good."
    "Good."
    "Good" has two 'o's in it.
    The word "Books" has two 'o's in it.
    Books are good for your brain.
    Brain.
    Smart brains make us smart.
    Smart.
    Smarties.
    Smarties are candy.
    Candy tastes really good.
    Grian tastes really good.
    He tastes just like all nice fellows do (trust me).
    Therefore, Grian is a good fellow.

    BUT THERE IS MORE! HE IS NOT ALL GOOD. WATCH THIS.

    Good fellow.
    Good is opposite of bad.
    Bad.
    Bad people.
    Bad... Grians?

    Oh. My. Gosh.
    Bad Grians? Grian is a bad person?

    Ladies and gentlemen, we just found our answer. Grian may look like a nice guy, but in reality, he a cold-blooded builder.

    Well, there you have it. Thank you all for reading my theory!

    But that's just a theory... A WYNNTHEORY!

    THANKS FOR READING!
     
    Mekyr, Sep 7, 2015
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    Ackro The true Elite Quadbrid! HERO

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    SteelXawesum likes dank ℳℰℳℰs

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    It has some plot unexplained but I love it
     
    SteelXawesum, Sep 7, 2015
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    mothwolf Member of the Octovon build team

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    .___________.
     
    mothwolf, Sep 7, 2015
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    kolleden Bop Bop VIP+

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    its a known fact that every owner of a server is cool. End of theory
     
    kolleden, Sep 8, 2015
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    Archmage look left. you failed. VIP+

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    Bad Grians.
    Grian has the letter A in it.
    The letter A has a triangle in it.
    image.jpg
     
    Archmage, Sep 8, 2015
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    King_Theoden5 Q-Tip Adventurer

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    Mekyr, this is why you are great. Ever thought of being an International Theorist?
     
    King_Theoden5, Sep 8, 2015
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    roboblock93 its a me CHAMPION

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    Bio Father of Class Builds Section VIP+

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    flip Chef HERO

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    MapleJava Simplay Here

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    The real truth is he actually make videos,not like that other person....

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    yotamdin Is actually a cute anime girl in real life VIP

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    rockso7 arcanist enjoyer

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    No, Uncle Grolan would never be evil!
    Though that would explain why he goes into his basement every day, explosions are heard and evil laughters are aswell..
    Is he evil?
    Nah!
     
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    Bio Father of Class Builds Section VIP+

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    CavemanJimbo What a lonely profile

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    No wonder, I can hear explosions in his basement right now!
    He does that a lot though he's not evil....
    No
     
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    Pretzule eats pretzels HERO

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    Grian is cool because he is cold, he needs a jacket. I bet it's because he is English, they're cold.
     
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    Bank Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    ShadowMage1 Seraph of Twilight CHAMPION

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    LIAR! Salted is the only Salty Lord!

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    Maybe it's because grian is John Cena...
    Think about it...
     

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