Death messages you wished were in the game

I'll begin: During guild wars, if you fail to dodge aura, the death message should be "{Player} lost aura. Enjoy being flamed by your guild mates."

 

I suppose this would only happen if you do /kill but here's one from the Ballroom Guards in Detlas in between Meaningful Holiday: "You didn't need to cause a ruckus for some food, {Player}!"

 

If killed by the solar vangaurd, f"{player} just had a meltdown." and then like "there, there" or something technically reassuring but actually condescending.

 

"{Player} couldn't handle the flirty looks" and "{Player} got the side-eye treatment" when the Eye kills you.