Media [Joke] 1000 AP Wynncraftian Presidential Election Results

Disclaimer: This post wasn't meant to be about real-world American politics!!

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I actually think this would fit in VIP plaza but it's here now ig

 

Where's the Lutho votes wtf!!!

#freedomforluthocitizens

 

Ummm, I think the Lutho citizens are incapable of voting

 

havent done the SE quests yet, but from what has been spoiled for me, *pretty* sure that they do not...have that

 

Then this should be a great first step, no?

 

As Olux goes, so does the world

 

Rumor has it that they tried to deliver voting machines to Lutho, but the voting machines never reached their destination

 

even shrek got a vote

 

Why did not nobody ask the pirates? Even Rymek got to vote... how? Are the pirates not honorouble enough criminals? Do they not care? Or are they mischievously excluded from the votes? If so I would become a pirate too in their place (and maybe look for someone with a straw hat as captain... just because)

 

Pirate Cove was removed from the final version of the Wynncraft Electoral map, because "the people living there are Literally Pirates." according to someone who gave feedback on the first version of the map

 

My head canon is that a boat carrying an election official and voting papers was actually sent but mysteriously vanished, never to return

 

Aldorei would 100% be insufferable centrists, i.e. conservatives that haven't fully hatched yet (anti-immigration, pro-cop, but it's not us guys the Light just wills it what can we do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Maex and Rodoroc would be present-day MAGAts, destroying their country and culture and global standing and such all to "own the libs" (Doguns. and own as in. y'know. literally own)
Pirate Island not getting any votes is accurate because ex-cons don't get voting rights, all the ruling class has to do is outlaw anything they don't like (the undesirables) and hey look they're all voting for us now :)
Olux voting blue probably won't last. It's surrounded by red states, and they're all a bunch of poor uneducated farmers ready to be manipulated into voting against their own interests
The royal cities (Ragni, Troms, and Llevigar) are all libertarian. Especially Llevigar. Liberty and justice for all unless a bunch of poors (ew!!!) for some reason can't afford a quartz appartment 65 stories up
I feel like Corkus City would be the NYC of Wynncraft. Capitalist techbro hellscape and nothing smells the way it should but the food is good so whatever. the Mech market isn't a bubble guys. buy CeridCoin
The Rymek Free State wants to be exactly that, I bet there'd be very low voter turnout though due to protest (abstain/third party votes) and ex-cons. Wonder if it would be a swing state
Zhight Island = Cayman Islands. Tourist destination tax haven. Zhight is a billionaire plant.

 

mage island seems progressive but theyre the main reason magic regulations havent improved in decades

average olux citizen is one conversation away from believing that the water supply is polluted by secret ogre geoengineering projects

wasnt there a bit of dialog that stated maex was, quote, 'more liberal' than rodoroc

 

Legendary forums pull ngl fire elections

 

Because libertarians are well-known for living in areas of dense population and associating themselves with the monarchy

 

I think I should make a part 2 to this thread (1002 AP midterms?)

 

For future versions of the Wynncraft Electoral Map, I'll be adjusting the Electoral College numbers to be more accurate

 

Interesting that the Reds won both Maltic Farmland and Rodoroc