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SPOILER The Player is an allegory for Jesus Christ (shitpost)

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by albertthepro, Aug 11, 2024.

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do you think this theory makes sense

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  1. albertthepro

    albertthepro Travelled Adventurer

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    Alr buckle your seatbelts people because I wholeheartedly believe that the entire journey of the player and the story of Wynncraft is a disguised allegory for JEsus Christ our lord and savior.

    Okay so first let's decide on a canonical class for the player. We know that Tasim is a warrior and Aledar is an assassin, so for the sake of variety we can't be a warrior or assassin. We also know that the Player comes from Fruma which heavily frowns on magic. What's the class that uses magic the most? Mage. Therefore, the player is officially a mage.

    From the quest Recover the Past we know that Tasim and Aledar both have pasts but the Player doesnt. Why is this? It feels very suspicious. However, if we look at Jesus Christ, it suddenly makes sense. Jesus Christ was born to the Virgin Mary in the immaculate conception. Therefore, he did not have a father, and is in fact the incarnation of God, fully Divine and fully Human, simultaneously. That is in line with what is revealed during Recover the Past, because Dr. Picard's tools cannot reveal the past of the Player, because the Player did not have a past, because no mortal mind can comprehend God.

    Jesus was born in a stable with animals, but would go on to save humanity. The Player does many heroic and important things along his journey, and, crucially, is "introduced" in a similar manner. The Player wakes up inside a lowly carriage, inside a valley filled with animals, just like the manger Jesus was born in.

    The spells the Player uses (Meteor, teleport, heal, and ice snake) are direct allegories to the biblical Gift of the Magi. Bak'al is an allegory for Herod (they even have the same number of letters in their name) who commands a powerful army. The bible never specifies the number of Wise Men, so we can say that the wise men are the four Twain brothers - Theorick, Dwendle, Rickeo, and Mael. Each of the brothers corresponds to a spell the Player mage can use - Rickeo with meteor, Dwendle with teleport, Mael with heal, and Theorick with ice snake. There is a bit of a plot hole here because in the Bible there are only three gifts (Myrrh, frankincense, and gold) but we can assume the Wynncraft team was taking creative liberties here.

    After the Player helps kill the corrupted in the tutorial (directly paralleling the story of Young Jesus in the Temple, where Jesus impresses the experts, just like the Player impresses the Ragni guards already in the cave), the next part of the story is John baptizing Jesus. The King of Ragni is an allegory for John, and he gives advice to the Player as the Player continues his journey.

    There are many other Wynncraft quests that parallel the story of Jesus. For example, Bob is a parallel to Moses. Moses was descended from the Abraham, just like Bob was descended from the Olm. Moses had a mother who loved him but had to give him up, just like Bob with Witherhead. Moses freed the people from the Pharoah's reign, just like Bob freed the people of Wynn from the terror of Bak'al. We can also look at the story of Siegfried, which is a classic example of a false prophet, propped up by those who work for profit.

    But back to the Player. Jesus is famous for resurrecting the dead (The daughter of Jairus). The player finds both the Lazarus Pit and the Fountain of Youth. Jesus fed many people with only a small bit of bread and fish, just like how the Player uses Ava's machine to make bountiful plants for Corkus. The Player uses powerful potions that heal the sick, just like Jesus could have done.

    An even bigger piece of evidence is the quest Beyond the Grave. In this quest the player directly meets Death himself, and even comes back to life after meeting death. This is a parallel, obviously, to the crucifixion of Jesus and his subsequent resurrection. Heck, even Krolton is obviously a mangling of "Cross".

    But where is the betrayal of Jesus? For that, we have to look at the very last few quests of Wynncraft, the Silent Expanse. Aledar represents Judas, who betrayed Jesus, but laid down his own life in the service of God (Orphion) to defeat Satan and sin (The Dern Beast).

    Indeed the last quest of the game, is one of the first stories in the chronicle of Jesus. A Hunter's Calling presents an alternate version of reality where the Player is evil, just like how Satan tormented Jesus for forty days in the desert.

    All these pieces of evidence lead to one incontrovertible truth - that the story of the Wynncraft Player is a direct Parallel to the Gospel of Jesus Christ (with the stories in varying orders), and that we should be looking at Wynncraft in a purely biblical sense.

    TLDR:
    The Player is Jesus, Orphion is God, the Dern Beast is Satan, Bob is Moses, and Aledar is Judas Iscariot
     
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  2. MrCracker00

    MrCracker00 Travelled Adventurer

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    You are officially excommunicated from the Church of Christ.
     
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    FlyingNon Assassin enthusiast HERO

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    RandomDuckNerd RandomDuckNerd HERO

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    spoiler tag :sob::sob::sob:
     
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    PlasmaWarrior Fishomancer HERO

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    Tzelofachad Owner of the Rift, manager of the Uz hotel HERO

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    actually no
    this is a common misconception
    a common "immaculate misconception" if you will
    The immaculate conception was NOT when Jesus (of Nazareth) was born
    it is when MARY was conceived, with no original sin in her, making her worthy to give birth to Jesus
    what you are referring to is the Virgin Birth

    (side note, the original prophecy in Isaiah said "And behold, a young woman shall give birth" which was mistranslated to "And behold, a virgin shall give birth." The virgin birth being prophesied is also a misconception!)
     
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  7. DrGREEN

    DrGREEN wynncraft.wiki.gg is where its AT CHAMPION

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    The player is not the son of orphion that’s yucky
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    Judas did not lay down his life in service he commuted suicide and that’s also bad
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    Funny post tho
     
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    CatFan105 Blue guy

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    Would this make the corruption the Roman empire and Bob’s reincarnation an allegory for Moses’ appearance during the transfiguration
     
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