gerts rule

ok, the gerts are awesome and i want to be one.

hungry all the time? check
pumpkin head? still have it
dislikes gylia watch? yep
easily distracted by apples? yes
in conclusion, the gerts rule

also the orcs are awesome and i want the gerts, orcs, and doguns to start a organization for better treatment of non human/villager/dwarf species, as all of them have faced conflicts with errors on both ends, even though they could have been resolved with better communication, and oh no i've gone down the rabbit hole, see y'all in a bit with an essay on this

 

I hate gerts so much, berbs are so much better

 

today i killed 17000 orcs, 15000 gerts, and 20000 doguns, and restarted all three wars (orc war, gert war, dwarve-dogun war) for the betterment of gavel and ridding of these species

 

Whenever I think about the Gerts, I'm reminded of Gert from Samson & Gert (pictured right), and that show fucking RULES yes I must knocking as the bell does it not

 

gert gert 10char

 

Nah the Canned Abis cult is better

wait