SPOILER Drop the mask, "Captain" Seaskipper

I have finally figured it out. The real identity of Captain Seaskipper... After months of trying to figure out what he is... a demon..? Sohso..? a regular guy..? I found out the truth and it all started when trying to get to Ahmsord at level 1. Long story short I was trying to get to Jofash docks via boat and when I placed it, it just disappeared. It wasn't an inventory glitch because I clicked around, rejoined and NOTHING. I had a little crisis afterwards about its disappearance, nearly put up missing posters. But during this crisis I was thinking about where it could've went and one of the ideas started this... what if Seaskipper himself took it.

You might be thinking: "But he's always at his docks, he's a nice guy, he sells the boats why would he steal them, it's just a glitch, what is wrong with this man, can we remove him from posting forum posts." BUT YOU'RE WRONG AND I'M RIGHT.

Seaskipper on the surface is just a kind sailor who everyone loves. But is he? No. He's just a business man. He's kind to you so you pay to use his services more. It's high quality because it's a business. No lOvE is put into this. It is just a man who wants money. And his main gig is to sail people around the world but he has a side project. He sells boats. This business is very small and doesn't rack in much money. You just buy the boat once and you have it forever. While with his sailing job you have to pay every single time. So what if... his boats were similar. What if you had to keep REBUYING the boats? Then that side gig would get more and more money and the best part is he doesn't have to get more boats!

But he is just one guy how could he be stealing all of our boats while being unnoticed. It's simple really... really simple infact. He is obviously a giant 100 armed kraken. Ever wonder how is he on all these docks and ships at the same time? And how are the boats so quick even though it's wind powered. These "captains" are finger puppets for his tentacles which he plops everywhere. And he physically moves the ship while moving the puppet on the ships. And when he needs to take these boats he simply uses a spare tentacle to grab one and pull it under. Now what is ultimate motive? Well I will not jump to conclusions because I am very reasonable. He might just like emeralds, or wants to take over the world or WORKING WITH THE DERN BEAST TO HELP FUND DERN INCORPORATED. Seaskipper working with dern beast? Who knew!

 

I am stunned. I used to love the seaskipper captain. I feel so betrayed and unloved. However have you considered the possibility that @Mardeknius ate it surreptitiously?

 

But... many-armed krakens can be good people too. Doesn't make us love him less.

 

i think you're looking way too into it, he's obviously just Herobrine

 

I have considered that someone may be eating it but whenever I mention the missing boats at least 3 people will say "oops I ate it" which is OBVIOUSLY a COVERUP BY THE GOVERNMENT AND THEY ARE HIRED ACTORS SAYING "I ATE IT" TO PROTECT SEASKIPPER. MARDEKNIUS IS A PAID ACTOR!!!

he's scamming us... like if he wants money he should just ask. I get that being a 100 armed kraken doesn't automatically mean you're a bad person I am friends with multiple 100 armed krakens and they are good people but sadly Seaskipper isn't a good person. He works for the Dern Beast Company... I am very sorry.

Herobrine was removed from minecraft since 2011 and Seaskipper was added 2016.

 

bruh...............................

them seaskipper captain simps be mad now

 

he was only removed if you believe the propaganda. wake up sheeple, the truth is staring you in the face! they just want you to believe he's gone so you don't question who seaskipper really is