SPOILER The Truth about the Elves & Light

It has been a while since I have posted a "theory". (We all know whatever I saw is 100% true backed up with hundreds of hours of research and a team of professionals and experts). Anyways this theory is probably the most credible and real theory that I have ever theorised about before!! And it all started with one small quest I did while running Shaman...

As we all know Shaman is a cool class so I was running it with a few challenges like hunted and only using mob drops etc, thats when decided to do the Shattered Mind quests as I remembered that was a fun and silly quest. Once I finished the quest I had a lot of questions and it left me confused. Mainly, were these visions of the light or just of drugs. One could argue that the elf said we must've been effected by it worse as we are human while on the other hand we learn that Mr Frog Professor Man is actually a real messenger of the light and not just our hallucination. I also wondered why it looked so familiar to the Realm of Light, just a coincidence? I think not. This is where my research team including me, Pumpkin, Pummpkin, Pumpkinn_ and of course the well respected pumpkinn went looking for more information.

Now here is all the evidence not including the Shattered Minds quest that the Elves/Light are infact connected to drugs.

1. The Outfit of the Elves
Let's all admit it, the elves dress like hippies and act like hippies. We all know elves are very peaceful (most of the time) and generally are chill. And from britannica it says that: "Hippies advocated nonviolence and love, a popular phrase being “Make love, not war,” for which they were sometimes called “flower children.” They promoted openness and tolerance as alternatives to the restrictions and regimentation they saw in middle-class society." - https://www.britannica.com/topic/hippie. If you just look at the hippies wiki you can see that the beliefs/actions are very similar to the beliefs of the elves. We can also see that their fashion is quite similar, we also can see that the elves have long hair, sometimes braided very similar to the style of hippies. Along with their lengthy robes and other accessories. And from another quote from britannica it says this:

"Hippies promoted the recreational use of hallucinogenic drugs, particularly marijuana and LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide), in so-called head trips, justifying the practice as a way of expanding consciousness."

2. Maex Black Market
In one secret discovery we discover maex's black market. It has your average things like drugs, slaves, assassinations, organs, poisions and more. That itself is not what I want to point out, instead I want to point out the drug merchant. In the black market we see that every merchant is a dwarf, strangly the hallucengetics merchant is the only elf. That itself could be excused if there were other species there but there is not. Why not just make the drug merchant a dwarf? Unless elves are well... the expert in drugs!!!

Spoiler: The Merchant

3. The Paranoia of Elves
Now for this piece of evidence uh I might be imagining it so if that is the case please don't let me know and just agree with me. Elves are paranoid. They think something is out to get them even when they know the truth. Why is this? Well using my sources from https://www.health.gov.au/topics/drugs/about-drugs/types-of-drugs we can see that a symptom of Hallucinogens and Stimulants say that large doses of these types of drugs can lead to... PARANOIA!!!!

4. The Form of Orphion
We all know Orphion... the manifestation of the light, with prowess so strong it would take thousands of soldiers to even give him a scar. One of the most POWERFUL BEINGS IN WYNNCRAFT AND HE IS a dog. A dog. A dog dog dog dog dog who let the dogs out. You might say "No but he has antlers!!!!" which I'm like okay? Looks like someone glued on some toy antlers on his head and called it a day. But there might be a reason he takes for form of a dog... because he is a SNIFFER DOG! He is so OBBESSED with finding more and more drugs he became a sniffer dog.



Now with all this evidence which is 100% true, what does this mean? Well it means that the light is in-fact never been the light. But instead has been the physical representation of drugs. The elves are not in-touch with a greater force of purity and light magic but simply are just on drugs. The realm of light is simply just the physical form of hallucinations and Orphion is simply the lord of drugs.

But this means something bigger... It means that the D.A.R.E program must step in! As good citizens of the DARE program I must let you know to avoid Gavel. If you step foot on Gavel (unless the dark forest or swamp) you are in-fact committing crimes against the Dare Program and you will be thrown to the curb.

Spoiler: MORE EVIDENCE

(ALSO NOTE THAT THE MASCOT OF THE D.A.R.E PROGRAM IS A CAT, WE KNOW THAT CATS AND DOGS ARE YING AND YANG)

And just incase you were wondering I will be selling D.A.R.E Program Shirts incase you were wondering as a rebellion against the Light, Message me if you want to order a shirt (1e per shirt).

 

maybe my headcanon with Lari being alcholic is not far fetch

 

I need a DARE shirt

 

...?

 

you know this is true, but you cant admit it because your on CT team

 

How could you forget one of the most evident pieces of evidence (no pun intended), canned abis during RoL 4.

 

This is why we need a shitpost tag

 

orphion is a fox, theory debunked

 

I always just assumed the hallucinogen merchant was likeru and that’s why she wanted us to get the mushrooms

 

you have vip+

put this in vip plaza

 

drug sniffer fox...?
(also i just got a bit of new evidence that in Rol4the elves work on getting canned abis.)

 

Yahya is verry much in touch with the light

 

You're smoking too much crack

 

no, the elves are. did you read the post

 

LMAO

 

The post is gold but your reply is stardust