heya, how ya doing today?

my name is MiniRebel (Rebbie as display in discord) and i'm a 16 y/o dutch guy, jep ik kom je coloniseeren!
anyhow, i'm still learning in school, and I don't know what I want to be yet. and thats mostly it I think...

 

Welcome, young soldier! What happened in Fruma that they kicked you out so soon? Of course, you can't tell, nobody can! I got you worrying for a second, didn't I? Don't worry, this feeling will subside soon. I would invite you to the local inn, but you don't seem to be old enough. We can talk in the barracks then, if you want.

Oh no, did you hear it? A horde is coming, a particularly large by the screaming. Come on, hurry, you wouldn't want to miss your first battle, would you?

 

pardon me? could you refrain to normal english please :D
my brain is kind of mush... ty

 

don't you see the undead? get them, we can talk later!

*manifests a large bow*

 

Welcome! Advice:
Watch out for shady NPCs.
Get your revenge on the Item Identifier should he chose to scam you.
Don't overthink anything in this game.
Never, ever think this is a Kids Game. (It got into people's heads, somehow.)
And most importantly, never try to figure out what General Graken is saying. (Unless you like the pain of dying without actually dying, that is.)

*manifests a larger pair of scissors*

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I'm Bak'al's favorite minion

 

*casts escape and shoots you in the eye*

MiniRebel, don't just stand here, stab them, for Cow's sake!

 

Oi, what was that for, chap? Are you going to shoot me or the bloody undead over yonder? Those buggers aren't gonna kill themselves, old bean.
(And guess which NPC I am now.)

 

Did you return from a vacation in Kizrios Barracks, Enzan?

 

Do you really not remember me? I AM GENERAL GRAKEN MWAHAHAHA!

 

You mean the one that perished in Ancient Nemract? good one, mate
*shoots another large arrow*