Best Shitpost Ideas!

Hey there! Nero here. I'm going to be busy all of July (visiting family), so I need some cheap content. What better idea than shitposts!

Here's the baseline:
- Has to be funny
- Can be voiced by me

Spoiler: Voices I do

Walter White, Stereotypical Brooklyn Italian, Southern American, South Asian/Indian Accent, Bri'ish, Russian, European, French, Spanish, Quandale Dingle, Mike Ehrmantraut (Kid Named Finger), Jesse Pinkman, Every Pirate Ever, Nerd Emoji, All TF2 Mercs, Gabriel from Ultrakill, Mr. Krabs, Senator Armstrong, Every Announcer Ever, Duke Nukem, Cleveland Brown, and other random ass characters.

- SFW
- Images/Video are allowed

I will be looking at whatever obscene things you guys come up with. It can be anything from a full-on script to 1 word.