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Tonight, in Cinfras

Could you have your dessert spoiled by a desert? Tonight, in Cinfras County, that's not so unlikely.
It was an ordinary day for Adventurer P0SEID0N187 until they tried to make a stop in Cinfras Square, and encountered a wall of sand.
In the image below you can see the initial moment they found this strange gritty obelisk.





Our reporters sought out the scene, discovering confused residents, and enthralled adventurers. When asked for comment, the adventurers had very strange things to say, before returning to their normal course of guild advertisements.






This wasn't the only strange thing happening tonight. As it was being reported, a large amount of Weirds began to gather behind the beloved wall of sand.





Very few breached the city, and only minor injuries were caused, but now it stands to reason; Did the Weirds somehow cause this beachy disaster, or was it placed by a benevolent savior seeking to stop the flood of cosmic energy into the city?

As of now, we have no answers, but will be reporting live to you with the facts of this story.

Also up tonight!

Feel like you're in search of a sign? You're not alone! Every shopkeeper in Wynn found their signs rotated tonight!
This level of mischief is anything but normal. Reporters from Gavel, Wynn, and Corkus all found the same thing. Every sign in every city was turned on its side.




Not even banks were safe, as bankers found their display bottles upended, leaning perilously against their cases.




The question on one blacksmiths mind was "Who would do such a thing? Who could even do such a thing?"




And we're asking the same question. Any information you have on the Sign Spinning Scoundrel(s) should be turned over to the appropriate Authorities.
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@Tealy you have a competitor

also

SAND

 

i love sandwall
all hail sandwall

 

nnn special??!?! very epic

 

Very cool stuff! I hope to see more

 

ugh.. it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.. including cinfras, apparently.

 

Lmao seems like the builders did a tiny bit of trolling...

 

we at the uzb times are recruiting and you seem like a perfect match just dm me


(in all seriousness, this is quite funny and if you're not gonna join uzb times then keep doing this)