Be Unhelpful To The Person Above You!

Gboard is an antinatalist. It wants there to be fewer children, and Endistic can help with that.

Why are Wybels cubes???

 

Say wybel slowly and you will get the reason
Why does wynncraft sometimes have poor connection?

 

The next issue of the UZB Times can tell you that!
Why does everything taste like chicken?

 

Because UZB times is dead.
Why is UZB times dead?

 

Because I killed it.
What is the meaning of life?

 

Cookies are yum.
How does one weave ether?

 

With a sewing needle, obviously.
Why does cheese smell bad?

 

No cheese doesn't smell bad, your nose got something smelly that makes everything smell bad.
Why isn't there cheese in minecraft?

 

because the cows are lactose intolerant.

who are you?

 

somebody who was just going to post their 300-word response to ghoti's thing and then reloaded the page and saw this and now is ever-so-slightly mald

why did shacers unintentionally snipe my response

 

because you should still post it anyways because its funny

why is water a thing

 

Water (H2O) is a polar inorganic compound that is at room temperature a tasteless and odorless liquid, which is nearly colorless apart from an inherent hint of blue. It is by far the most studied chemical compound[19] and is described as the "universal solvent"[20] and the "solvent of life".[21] It is the most abundant substance on the surface of Earth[22] and the only common substance to exist as a solid, liquid, and gas on Earth's surface.[23] It is also the third most abundant molecule in the universe (behind molecular hydrogen and carbon monoxide).[22]

Water molecules form hydrogen bonds with each other and are strongly polar. This polarity allows it to dissociate ions in salts and bond to other polar substances such as alcohols and acids, thus dissolving them. Its hydrogen bonding causes its many unique properties, such as having a solid form less dense than its liquid form,[c] a relatively high boiling point of 100 °C for its molar mass, and a high heat capacity.

Water is amphoteric, meaning that it can exhibit properties of an acid or a base, depending on the pH of the solution that it is in; it readily produces both H+
and OH−
ions.[c] Related to its amphoteric character, it undergoes self-ionization. The product of the activities, or approximately, the concentrations of H+
and OH−
is a constant, so their respective concentrations are inversely proportional to each other.[24]

Why is
Water (H2O) is a polar inorganic compound that is at room temperature a tasteless and odorless liquid, which is nearly colorless apart from an inherent hint of blue. It is by far the most studied chemical compound[19] and is described as the "universal solvent"[20] and the "solvent of life".[21] It is the most abundant substance on the surface of Earth[22] and the only common substance to exist as a solid, liquid, and gas on Earth's surface.[23] It is also the third most abundant molecule in the universe (behind molecular hydrogen and carbon monoxide).[22]

Water molecules form hydrogen bonds with each other and are strongly polar. This polarity allows it to dissociate ions in salts and bond to other polar substances such as alcohols and acids, thus dissolving them. Its hydrogen bonding causes its many unique properties, such as having a solid form less dense than its liquid form,[c] a relatively high boiling point of 100 °C for its molar mass, and a high heat capacity.

Water is amphoteric, meaning that it can exhibit properties of an acid or a base, depending on the pH of the solution that it is in; it readily produces both H+
and OH−
ions.[c] Related to its amphoteric character, it undergoes self-ionization. The product of the activities, or approximately, the concentrations of H+
and OH−
is a constant, so their respective concentrations are inversely proportional to each other.[24]

 

Because that's just how teleportation works.

How would one weaponize a lizard?

 

by stuffing a pineapple full of explosive

Who is hypixel?

 

I'll do you one better, what is hypixel?

 

Hypixel is what you see in the trash can in the park.

Why are cookies yummy?

 

Because cookie has 6 letters.

Why is why a word?

 

becuase sir james john the 69th loves eating shoes.
why is grian thicc?

 

because Quetz is cool

why is arcanist so hard to survive with

 

Because Salted likes fish

Where do I get Salted Salmon?