Worst suggestions for Wynncraft!

Here you can post your worst suggestions for wynncraft! (as a joke.)
Here is mine: detlas should be renamed to detz!

 

Replace all music with note block covers of Meghan Trainor songs

 

Aahhh, that would be great! NO IT WOULD NOT

 

Gonna copy one of my posts from VIP plaza.

Names in brackets are VIP equivalent names
k leggo

Class name: meme boi (dat boi)
Damage: 42069/5
Defense: you don't need it bruh cuz you destroi the universe in 0.04 seconds/5
Range: 9001/5
Spells: 66666666666666666/5

Spell 1: cringe troll (get trolld bih)
u troll ur enemies by going exactly 1 damage to them and show them a troll face, then they felt cringe to the point that they killed themselves just to avoid ur cringy trolls, works on bosses and even TCC

Spell 2: sanik (am fast boi)
you be sanik and can dash for 69 seconds, left clicking can cancel the effect, also yes you can dash thru walls

Spell 3: illuminati confirmed (omg its da conspiracy no not this again)
u summon a big illuminati and nuke the entire wynncraft universe in 0.01 nanoseconds with its lasers from its alien eyes, dont ask and it could even nuke bedrock. After using the skill everyone inside/outside the server can hear that illuminati confirmed sound

Spell 4: doge (woof)
it costs you 1 emerald and you get 42069 billion US worth of doge coins and it instantly change to whatever currency ur using in ur place

Special perk: everyone can hear the "dat boi" song when you opened this class and logged in once

Weapon: dank memes (neutral), cringe gun (air), doritos (fire), harambe (earth), hitler's pen (thunder), mtn dew (water)

k dont ask

 

A subscription rank called Silverbull

 

Timegating and locking ability free resetting with an arbitrary resource instead of making it free inside safe zones… oh wait

 

What an awful idea! You need to be fired this instant! Here on the Wynncraft forums we do NOT tolerate bullshit! >:-(

 

how about water

 

UPDATE 4.1: THE WYNNCRAFT: DERNIC MYTHS UPDATE

THE VIP TOWN'S COMING BACK!

• We have also decided to bring back rank-exclusive areas. The rank accessibility will be as follows:
  • VIP: Desert & Tundra
  • VIP+: Jungle & The Rest of the Ocean
  • HERO: Gavel
  • CHAMPION: The Silent Expanse, and when they come out, Fruma and Dern

We've also reworked EVERY quest in the game! They are all now fetch quests that take place all across the world, and you will need CHAMPION to fully complete even one of them.

Also, massive amounts of negative feedback have been received about the new Ability Tree system. To avoid anymore negative feedback, we've decided to replace Wynncraft's combat system entirely, so that way there's now only 1 weapon in the game that remains completely the same even if you progress throughout your journey, and we've removed spells.

Wynncraft is also now a mobile game! The current server will be deleted as a result of this, and a new rank, NOADINIUM, can be used to block all ads that pop up in the game. We've also decided to introduce a NEW subscription - Platinumcow. New players to the game will be given a 5-minute free trial, and then following that, the Platinumcow subscription will be charged at $9.99 a second.

That's all folks! We would also like to give a massive thanks to our new company we're a subsidiary of, EA Games. As a result of this, no more purchases will go forward to paying for Salted's bills, and instead be used to give the generous, great executives that are NOT greedy, of EA some desperately needed cash (that 30.1 billion $ value is a lie liberal medias propogate).

 

Turn all enemies into ocelots with 3x spawn rate

 

Rename wynncraft to woincroift

lets see if shacers finds this

 

found it and i love it

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https://forums.wynncraft.com/thread...among-other-things.305162/page-2#post-3576192 this one

 

No, this is a BAD suggestion!

 

you should be glad you werent there for the ensuing flame war between everyone and the owner of that thread

 

you begin in corkus city (there are no changes to the levels of the mobs or the level requirements for quests)

you can't leave until you beat fallen factory

 

I didn't really read that thread, it made no sense to me.

 

I mean, look, at least he had opinions and was willing to defend them.
Anyway, (because this seems to be a thread that mocks already existing poor game design), what if we added a really powerful tier of items?
We should make it so that this tier pretty much nullifies all other builds - they should have near twice the power of regular items. This would be really powerful, though, so we should probably make them really rare. Rare and RNG-based, so many people won't find them. Also, we should make the best way of getting these items by doing a repetitive process, so that people are dissuaded from trying to find them. Yeah, I'm sure this'll only bring about good things!

 

This is not a thread that "mocks already existing poor game design" it is a bit of fun.

 

i just woke up from a coma after eating two hundred and sixty-one grams of pencil lead back in early 2020, so I'm a bit out of touch with what is currently in the game, but i hope my ideas are good!

i suggest that for 1.20, these two things are added

1. Housing
ok so i came up with this really cool idea while eating my one hundred and thirty-third gram of pencil lead, what if we added housing to wynncraft. you just go into this massive grid of plots of land thats completely separate and unrelated to the main wynncraft map and each player gets like a 100x100 plot and you just build stuff. this really cool server i played on called genericpay2winservermc.net that i played on around 73-92 grams of pencil lead had a system like that and it was really fun and cool and i bet it was original.

2. New class: necromancer
ok so you know how in 1.19 shaman was added and it was really cool because it was a new class? i think they should do that again in 1.20, and i suggest they do it with the necromancer.
the necromancer uses a weapon called a staff and it has a similar attack to the spear but weaker. the spells are really what make the necromancer shine.

1st spell: summon (R-L-R)
this spell summons a cool zombie guy to go and attack bad guys for you doing a ton of damage. it gets stronger as the spell upgrades

2nd spell: slide (R-R-R)
this spell is the movement spell and it makes you slide toward the nearest zombie that you summoned and at higher levels does a ton of damage to bad guys in your way.

3rd spell: launch (R-L-L)
this spell launches your zombies at the bad guys doing a ton of damage and making slide more effective

4th spell: detonate (R-R-L)
this spell makes your zombies blow up doing a ton of damage.

i came up with this idea at around gram two hundred and eleven of pencil lead and i think it is really cool and original

Spoiler: disclaimers

1. for legal reasons i must say that eating pencil lead of any quantity is a bad idea. you will not come up with good ideas and will probably not have a fun time if you eat too much.
2. genericpay2winservermc.net was a server made up for this joke. i do not recommend joining that ip on minecraft.