Message to the Wynncraft Community.

Greetings.
As many of you may know, I am "Epic Chonker". That is the alias I chose to go by, anyway.
Some of you may recognize me as just another random user, another name not worth paying attention to. But the truth is, I have always been here.
Every once in a while I interacted with the community, making the occasional post. Trust me, I've observed all that there was to observe. I analysed every single one of you, all your personalities and traits. So predictable, so very predictable.
You lot might think that you have free will, that you have any sort of influence over your own choices. But no, puppets don't have the will to make choices. They are merely meant to be used by puppeteers, to put on a show.
Is that not what you've all been doing? Seeking praise, your endless search has led you to tell the funniest of stories, to enact the quirkiest of interactions. It has been a joy watching, but I am afraid that this can no longer be so.
I must admit, I initially made the mistake of overestimating your intelligence. The fact is, the average user simply does not possess the wit to entertain me for any longer. These jesters have run their humour dry. And so, I shall make one final contribution to this dying cairn.
Throughout all my projects within these forums, I feel as though one has been left in the dark for far too long. It has been planned from the very beginning. but despite my attemps, not many were able to unearth it.
So, here it is, my friends. One final "goof". It has been enjoyable, but all good things must come to a close.
Goodbye, and may our paths cross again.

 

what‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

 

umm . ............ ok ... ,.. ,. , , ., ,... ??

 

this reads like a jojo villain explaining their stand

 

uh oh uh oh UH OH!!!!

 

Made In Hell

Ability: salted fanfic

 

ohio

 

oh

 

My honest reaction to this information:

 

Epic tell me I am not a puppet or I will make you regret the day you were Born

you have 24 hours

Beg

 

now that I think about it that black guy with the lightning makes an excellent point

 

sir this is a mcdonalds could you please order or something im getting paid minimum wage to put up with stuff like this

 

I didn't read any of that

 

guy this is an RPG server not an RP server

 

wow i think i perhaps must ponder this in my study tonight

 

i love the forums so so much

 

I’m sorry, I think I need a moment to sit in a corner and cry after after reading that

 

I thought I accidentally entered VIP plaza

 

wheres the tldr